Grace Van Pelt
Jane: Paul, is your mother still alive?
Fricke: I know where you're going with this, Dr. Freud, and you're wrong. My mom's dead, as it goes, but I loved her dearly and she loved me.
Jane: Who said anything about your mother?
Fricke: You just did.
Jane: No, I didn't.
Fricke: Yes, you did.
Fricke: What are you talking about?
Jane: I'm just kidding. Just playing with you, Paul. Just kidding. Mucking around.
Fricke: Yeah. Are we done here?
Lisbon: What's your normal procedure?
Fricke: After lovemaking? Depends on the type of woman.
Lisbon: So you've got it down to a science?
Fricke: I'm good at what I do.
Lisbon: Okay, Mr. Fricke, and what is it that you do?
Fricke: I'm a pickup artist. A woman whisperer, if you will.
Lisbon: A pickup artist? That's your profession?
Fricke: You sound like my mom. Um, it's more of a total lifestyle kind of thing, you know. I practice my art, of course. That's my passion. But I teach and I blog, also. Conduct seminars, workshops, that sort of thing.
(Teresa Lisbon nudges Patrick Jane, who is lying on the CBI couch, hard.)
Lisbon: You know damn well what. You assaulted a man.
Jane: I just tweaked him on the nose.
Lisbon: Technically, that's assault.
Jane: Technically, he's an ass. He deserved it.
Jane: (observing Cho) Kid's a natural. Look at him. The Cho. No business like Cho business.
Jane: Can't sleep alone, huh?
Fricke: Some people use cocoa and a good book. I use beautiful women.
Cho: When did you first meet Paul Fricke?
Woman: At a wine tasting event a friend was throwing.
Cho: And how long were you and he romantically involved?
Woman: Um, three, maybe four hours.
Grace: (about Mr. Wolcutt) He's also the type that would hire other people to do his dirty work.
Cho: Yes, he is. Hitmen aren't cheap and they don't take credit cards.
Cho: You didn't steal jewelery from her?
Natalie: Please. She dresses like a Mormon call girl. I wouldn't wear her jewelery if you paid me.
Jane: There's something on this side of the room you don't want us to find. What is that?
Natalie: Nothing. There's nothing.
Jane: Look me in the eye and say that.
Natalie: Whatever. Search all you want.
Jane: Nah. Too much stuff. Not very tidy. Good in bed, I expect, yeah? Messy women make good lovers.
Van Pelt: What was she thinking? She was so beautiful and he's so creepy.
Rigsby: Yeah, Dr. Rubenstein was hot, too. How does he do it?
Jane: All you need is a basic understanding of the evolutionary psychology of women. Rigorously and fearlessly applied. You get to know what buttons to press.
Lisbon: Like we're toasters?
Van Pelt: Like men don't have buttons, too?
Jane: Men are like toasters. Women...little more like accordions.
Van Pelt: I say we bring him in anyway for creepiness.
Lisbon: Which should be a criminal offense but it isn't.
Lisbon: Do you keep a list of your pick-ups?
Fricke: Yeah, of course. I have it here. Names, numbers and a one to 10 grading system.
Lisbon: Nice. Something to show your grandkids.
Lisbon: Jill Rubenstein, what's your connection with her?
Fricke: The doctor lady? I met her in the parking lot and asked her for help.
Lisbon: A complete stranger takes you to her room, treats your wound and then has sexual intercourse with you?
Fricke: What can I say? The Hippocratic oath is a beautiful thing.
Mr. Wolcutt: I can make one phone call and your career is toast.
Cho: (decidedly unimpressed) That's impressive. The best I can get with one call is a pizza.
Jane: (He looks Fricke straight in the eyes) Do you know who killed Claire?
Fricke: (Emphatically) No.
Jane: Interesting. He is either a habitual liar telling the truth, or he's an honest man lying.
This episode had 19.70 million viewers when it originally aired.
International Episode Titles:
Czech Republic: Casanova v šarlatové (Casanova in Scarlet)
This is the first episode (not counting "Pilot") that hasn't had the word "red" in the title. However, it does continue the trend of all titles having something to do with the color red.
Original International Air Dates:
Australia: March 18, 2009 on Channel 9
The Netherlands: March 26, 2009 on SBS 6
Belgium: April 29, 2009 on VT4
Denmark: May 4, 2009 on TV3
Sweden: May 19, 2009 on TV3
Germany: May 31, 2009 on SAT 1
Croatia: June 3, 2009 on RTL
United Kingdom: June 25, 2009 on Five
Czech Republic: March 1, 2010 on TV Nova
Slovakia: April 5, 2010 on Markiza
Poland: February 28, 2011 on TVN
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