The Mentalist

Season 3 Episode 10

Jolly Red Elf

Aired Wednesday 8:00 PM Dec 09, 2010 on CBS



  • Quotes

    • Lisbon: Hey, Jane? Could I trouble you for a professional opinion?

      Jane: (sniffing the body of the victim.) No.

      Lisbon: No what?

      Jane: This isn't the actual Santa Claus.

      Lisbon: Oh, really?

      Jane: Some say he doesn't exist, period. That he's a 19th century marketing gimmick. I venture no opinion on that, but this definitely isn't him. This is an impostor.

      Lisbon: And how can you tell?

      Jane: Santa would smell like reindeer and chimneys. This man smells like cheap whiskey.