The Mentalist Season 4 Episode 12

Janpen: Who were you talking to?
Van Pelt: Nobody.
Janpen: Great. Lost in the woods with a crazy cop.
Van Pelt: Hey, I got it worse. I'm lost in the woods with a grumpy hooker. Let's go.

Mr. Porchetto: You want me to do your job? Fine. It was the Mexicans.
Lisbon: What Mexicans?
Mr. Porchetto: (sarcastically) Julio Iglesias. Who do you think?!

Rigsby: They don't think she's gonna be hard to find? They're not taking this seriously.
Lisbon: How big is the area they're searching?
Wainwright: 140 square miles. It sounds pretty serious to me.
Cho: Hey. If you were out there, we'd look for you.
Wainwright: I hope not. If I'm lost, I want a search-and-rescue team that knows the landscape and can cover ground fast. That's not us.