Grace Van Pelt
Lisbon: Mom says Neo-nazis staged a raid, but security said nobody came on the property, so puzzle that out.
Jane: Give me a minute.
Lisbon: (makes a call) Cho. Yeah, I need you to check out Raymond Tubbs. He's in federal prison in Folsom. Yeah, talk to him, see what he knows about the Fitzwilliams. Also, did you get anything on those fingerprints? Let me know. (hangs up) Minute's up. What's the answer?
Jane: That was not a minute. That was less than thirty seconds, even.
Lisbon: You're something else.
Hightower: Okay. I'll give you some more rope. Don't hang yourself with it. And, you know, next time call me when you want to do some more foolishness.
Jane: "Foolishness," I think is a little harsh. I would--
Jane: Okay, I'm leaving. I have your numbers.
Pauline Fitzwilliam: Agent, if my daughter comes to harm because you frittered away your time looking into her personal life, your career is over. Do you understand me?
Lisbon: Ma'am, I understand your distress during this difficult time, but we'll go wherever this investigation takes us. It's my duty.
Lisbon: Wait, wait. What are you gonna do?
Jane: Just talk.
Lisbon: But they're in the middle of the funeral. You can't just walk in there willy-nilly.
Jane: Yeah. That's right.
Lisbon: Thank you.
Jane: I forgot to call Hightower.
Lisbon: Hightower? Why?
Jane: (making a call) Voice mail. Hey, Hightower. It's Jane. Just wanted to let you know that, uh, there's gonna be what you like to call "foolishness" going on at Ethel Sebring's funeral. That's it. Have a great day. (hangs up) She told me to call.
Hightower: So, I just talked to judge Fitzwilliam?
Hightower: And she says that if you will apologize for the cavalier manner with which you disrupted her mother's burial, she will not pursue disciplinary action against you, or Lisbon, or myself.
Jane: Hmm. Tell her Jane says she's a self-righteous, embittered old bat, and she should thank me.
Jane: I'm just talking with the family doctor here. He says our missing girl is an unstable nymphomaniacal stoner. Interesting, no?
Dr. Saban: Uh, I didn't say that.
Jane: Yes, you did. You practically screamed it.
Hightower: What's he doing to that casket?
Jane: Well, that's what I was calling you about...
Lisbon: Opening it. Jane says that Abby Fitzwilliam's body is in the casket.
Hightower: Oh, my god. Have you gone completely insane?
Jane: No, I don't think so.
Jane: Of course if either one of you have a better idea how to find Abby's body and catch her killer, please, (points to his ears) these are not taxi doors. They're ears.
Jane: Sorry if I got you guys into trouble. I made a mistake.
Lisbon: Oh, I'm sorry. Say that again.
Jane: I made a mistake. I said it twice. I won't say it again, because it just now occurs to me that perhaps I'll be proven not quite as wrong as I appear to be in this very moment.
Jane: I'm not actually a cop. I'm what you would refer to as a... consultant.
Dr. Saban: Oh. Funny.
Lisbon: And what if you're wrong again?
Jane: Well, if I'm wrong, then we're in deep trouble. But what are the chances, really, of me being wrong twice in a row? Think about that one.
Hightower: I got a call from a Pauline Fitzwilliam, a federal judge, Fitzwilliam, saying that a CBI consultant was caught stealing a rug from her residence.
Lisbon: Ma'am, I sincerely apologize--
Jane: Oh, hush, Lisbon. There's no reason to apologize. I was working the case. The rug was a stand-in corpse. I just wanted to see if it was possible for the killer to leave the compound with Abby's body.
Hightower: And is it possible?
Jane: Not unless the culprit was a mountain gorilla.
(Jane and Lisbon are hiding behind shelves and Lisbon is shifting around a lot.)
Jane: It's not gonna work unless you're quiet.
Lisbon: I can't keep quiet. My legs are asleep.
Jane: What do you mean your legs are asleep? Legs don't sleep. It's absurd. I don't know why people say that.
This episode had 14.8 million viewers when it originally aired.
International Episode Titles:
Czech Republic: Rů�ový kostýmek od Chanel (Pink Chanel Two-Piece Suit)
Germany: Ruhe in frieden (Rest in peace)
Original International Air Dates:
Canada: October 28, 2010 on CTV
United Kingdom: November 19, 2010 on Five/Five HD
The Netherlands: December 16, 2010 on SBS 6
Sweden: February 8, 2011 on TV3
Australia: February 20, 2011 on Channel 9
Germany: March 20, 2011 on SAT 1
Slovakia: December 6, 2011 on Markiza
Czech Republic: February 8, 2012 on TV Nova
Poland: May 21, 2012 on TVN
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