The Micallef Programme

Season 1 Episode 3

Episode #1.3

Aired Monday 8:00 PM Jan 03, 1998 on ABC1
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Episode #1.3
Shaun's guests tonight are: Philip Norton demonstrating the latest from Pyrax blenders; Claire, a psychic; and Rebecca Quigley to discuss whether bald women are sexy.

Sketches include the Police Turtle Squad, Better Homes and Gardens Than Yours, and Indiana Ghost And The Temple Of Gloom.

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      • Shaun: Hi, some floors come in for a lot of punishment. Katie here has been scrubbing this floor all day with this leading brand of detergent, but still it remains dirty. Clear Katie is incompetent and must be sacked.

      • (watching footage of test cars colliding in a labratory)
        voiceover: Over 300 head on collisions like this occur every year. This number would be significantly reduced if speed laws were obeyed, someone was actually driving the vehicle, instead of a dummy, and walls were not constructed on the roadway. Thankyou.

      • Jack: A few years back, my marriage broke up, which really knocked me about a bit. You know, I started to drink a bit too much, I lost my job and a few other things. Sorry
        Claire: It's okay, take your time.
        Jack: okay, cheers. Anyway I started gambling after that, I lost everything that my wife hadn't taken, and, er, the point is I've just been diagnosed with an incurable disease (phone starts to beep) and I was wondering if er..
        Shaun: Sorry Jack I've got a call waiting here, I'll just have to put you on hold.

      • Claire (a psychic): He's passed over has he Leanne?
        Leanne: Yeah, yeah he has.
        Shaun: Just for the folks at home, passed over means what?
        Claire: Well he's crossed over to the other side.
        Shaun: Okay, okay so he's gay.

      • Shaun: Well, if you've seen anything you liked on tonight's show, write and tell us. We'd love to hear about your jealousy.

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