The Middleman

Season 1 Episode 3

The Sino-Mexican Revelation

Aired Monday 10:00 PM Jun 30, 2008 on ABC Family



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Wendy: When we graduated art school, we swore two things. No more underwear-stealing boyfriends…
      Lacey: What was it with those guys, we were like magnets.
      Wendy: …and no more waitressing.

    • Ida: It's worth more bread than the two of you meatsocks put together.
      Wendy: See, that's why I'm an artist and you're a soulless android from outer space masquerading as a cranky librarian.

    • Israeli Museum Curator: (in Hebrew) Are you a product of the Kibbutz movement like me?
      The Middleman: A man asked me that question once. I kicked his male reproductive organs into his watch pocket. Now he must check the time whenever he wishes to copulate.

    • The Middleman: You're not ready.
      Wendy: To pick up a surly Asian guy at an airport? You just described three of my last four relationships.

    • Wendy: Uh, Sensei Ping. Like an unborn lotus festering in the mud waiting to blossom, I come to you with humble greetings to beseech your guidance, most awesome...
      Sensei Ping: (laughs) Did The Middleman tell you to recite the most hallowed verse of greetings to Sensei Ping?
      Wendy: Uh, yes.
      Sensei Ping: He is such a comedian. You know, most of us masters of the martial arts are actually very laid back.
      Wendy: Really?
      Sensei Ping: No! (slaps her)

    • Sensei Ping: Do not speak unless you are spoken too. And never, ever let Sensei Ping's bags touch pavement.

    • Sensei Ping: Sensei Ping has never known such indignity. This mode of conveyance is beneath anyone who walks upright. Auto smells like something that was drained from a bowel.

    • Wendy: Uh, Sensei Ping…
      Sensei Ping: That is my name. Do not wear it out.

    • Wendy: Uh, why is my car being surrounded by a bunch of lucha libre wrestlers?
      Sensei Ping: That is a very long story for another day, my impudent young weasel.

    • The Middleman: Well la-di-da, Dubbie. You must be mistaking the Clan of the Pointed Stick for one of the rational societies of paranoid celibate martial artists.

    • Lacey: Are things bad with Sexy Boss Man?
      Wendy: Must you call him that? Must you?
      Lacey: Yes, I must.

    • Ida: Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.

    • Wendy: Bail? Parachute? How will I get back?
      Ida: You'll either be dead or you'll rescue The Middleman and Sensei Ping, kill all the wrestlers in your way, and jack whatever plane they used to get here. What, you never watched a Bond flick?

  • Notes

    • Director Jeremiah S. Chechik worked on The Avengers (1999) and the inclusion of Lacey's teddy bear costume was asked for by series creator Javier Grillo-Marxuach. It references the scene where Sean Connery meets with his henchmen and they're all dressed in teddy bear costumes.

    • Featured Music

      "Lucha Libre Lovers" by Senior Flavio
      "Beautiful Night" by The Go Find

    • As of this episode, ABC Family rescheduled the show from 8/7c to 10/9c.

    • This episode is based on the second four-issue The Middleman mini-series released 2005 and 2006, consisting of "The Entering Dragon Conundrum", "The Winnebago Interrogation Contingency", "The Sino-Mexican Revelation" and "The Guilded Amphibian Supremacy". In July 2006 they were released as a trade paperback, The Second Volume Inevitability.

  • Allusions

    • The J.R. "Bob" Dobbs International Airport:
      References the Church of the SubGenius. Dobbs' image is based on a piece of 1950s pop art, and Dobbs (a salesman) is supposedly the founder of the Church. According to their philosophy statement, "The Church Of The SubGenius is an order of Scoffers and Blasphemers, dedicated to Total Slack, delving into Mockery Science, Sadofuturistics, Megaphysics, Scatalography, Schizophreniatrics, Morealism, Sarcastrophy, Cynisacreligion, Apocolyptionomy, ESPectorationalism, Hypno-Pediatrics, Subliminalism, Satyriology, Disto-Utopianity, Sardonicology, Fascetiouism, Ridiculophagy, and Miscellatheistic Theology."

    • Tyler: Like you know how El Santo and Blue Demon are like the Superman and Batman of lucha libre.

      Referencing two wrestling superheroes of comics and movies. Santo the Silver Masked Man appeared in dozens of movies and had his own comic book, and was played by El Santo (Rodolfo Guzmán Huerta), who also carved out a 50-year history as a real-life luchadore. Blue Demon (Alejandro Muñoz Moreno) was the superhero protagonist in 25 luchadore movies and led a wrestling superhero organization, Los Campeones Justicieros, in three others. The characters (as well as the actors) never removed their masks or revealed their identities to the general public.

    • Wendy: You don't seem like the Daisy Duke type.
      Referencing Daisy Mae Duke, the main female character on the CBS TV series The Dukes of Hazzard (1979-85). Played by Catherine Bach, she often bailed her cousins Bo and Luke out of trouble. She became best known as a poster girl thanks to her costume of revealing cut-off shorts, which came to be nicknamed "Daisy Dukes".

    • The Middleman: Mutual of Omaha!

      Referencing Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom, hosted by zoologist Marlin Perkins. Perkins narrated while his assistant, Jim Fowler, would take on a variety of wild animals. The show premiered in 1963 on NBC, ran for eight years, and went into syndication with new episodes produced sporadically. Mutual of Omaha sponsored a new version of the show in 2002 on Animal Planet, this time narrated by Alec Baldwin.

    • The Man With Two Brains

      Schlermie Beckerman Memorial Square and Alfred Necessiter Memorial Hospital reference the 1983 movie The Man With Two Brains (1983), starring Steve Martin in the title role and Kathleen Turner as his conniving wife. Beckerman and Necessiter are both doctors in the movie, the latter played by David Warner.

    • The Middleman: Sweet mother of Preston Tucker.

      Referencing the 1988 movie Tucker: The Man and His Dream, the biopic about car designer Preston Tucker and his manufacture of the Tucker '48. Jeff Bridges played the title role and Francis Ford Coppola directed.

    • Wendy: Holy coinkidink, Batman!

      The expression, and the costume, references Robin the Boy Wonder, specifically the '60s Batman series with Burt Ward as Robin. The character's trademark in the series was inevitably saying "Holy _____, Batman!" with such words as Horseshoe, Sardine, Heartbreak, Flypaper, Red Herring and dozens more.

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