Goof:Bollo tells howard and vince after he gets back from the stag weekend that hes "a monkey mess".Despite the fact that he is a gorilla and an ape not a monkey.
GOOF: The green cockney seems to have had a nose job. Or they just no longer use the prosthetic nose from the last two series.
The Cockney/Hitcher: Elements of the past and the future combining to create something not quite as good as either.
The Cockney/Hitcher: Did you see Elsie, boy? Did you dance with her?
Howard: No, I didn't.
The Cockney/Hitcher: 'Course you did. We all did.
Howard: Hi Neville.
Vince: (pretending to be Neville) Hey!
Howard: How's the wife?
Vince: Not great, she's got a bit of...(Husky moan)
Howard: What's wrong with my eyes?
Vince: There's nothing really wrong with them, it's just they're not a mans, eyes are they? They're more of a cockerel's eyes embedded in a mans face.
Howard: They're small, yes, but they are powerful.
Tony Harrison: Liquid breakfast. I've had champagne on my Golden Grahams.
Bollo: No smoke without fire.
Howard: Why does everyone keep saying that? What about smoke machines?
Bollo: Dry ice.