Jackie: All I remember about high school is doing whip-its and watching Top Gun.
Skyler: (to Mitchell) You're irritating me like a dry rubber!
Skyler: You have to network, and you can start at Mudlark's party. You interview him and I'll get you a chair, a vibrator, a tennis racket-- whatever you want!
Mitchell: He's brilliant, so gifted. You know, god, he's like Jesus, but with a beautiful Jewish boy body!
Jackie: Jesus was a Jew, you dip-shit!
Jackie: Connor is gay, and everyone knows it but you. He's gay. I want you to repeat it, 10 times in a row.
Tara: He's not gay, he's bi. You're bi... sometimes.
Jackie: That waitress kissed me!