The Muppet Show

Season 1 Episode 22

Connie Stevens

Aired Unknown Feb 28, 1977 on



  • Quotes

    • Wayne: Kermit, this is an ultimatum! We sing tonight or else!
      Wanda: Kermit's not here, Wayne.
      Wayne: Hiding from my wrath, no doubt.
      Wanda: That's funny, he's not onstage either...
      Wayne: Wanda! No one is on stage now!
      Wanda: You mean-?
      Wayne: Yes! This is our chance! We must grasp it!
      Wanda: But, this supposed to be the place for the Connie Stevens spot.
      (Connie Stevens appears)
      Wayne: Oh, we'll cut the Connie Stevens spot! Who needs the Connie Stevens spot?! Who cares about the Connie Stevens spot!? (Sees Connie) I can't wait for the Connie Stevens spot!