Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem is joined by Scooter for "Mr. Bassman."
Fozzie calls Dial-A-Joke. Miss Piggy gets a love note which she thinks is from Kermit. When she goes into her dressing room Gonzo clings to her.
The Mummenschanz perform mime with masks.
Gonzo keep following Miss Piggy around. She punches him.
Miss Piggy, Fozzie, and Hilda are in the library. Someone sneezes, Fozzie is tapping, Nigel is chewing gum. The librarian conducts the symphony of sounds while Wayne and Wanda dance.
The Mummenschanz are back performing small bits as animals.
In the ballroom there are jokes about long term relationships and food.
There's a Muppet eel singing in a fish tank.
Kermit tries to talk with the Mummenschanz but they don't talk.
Backstage Kermit tries to help Gonzo win Miss Piggy's heart. Kermit invites Miss Piggy to a romantic dinner and suggests that she take Gonzo.
Wayne and Wanda sing "Paper Moon" until the moon falls and crushes Wayne.
Statler goes up to the Vendaface machine and gets his face punched in.
Miss Piggy comes up to Kermit. He apologizes. Gonzo keeps hanging on her. Miss Piggy hits both of them.
Muppet Newsflash shares a story about the oldest living Russian man who is 197 years old.
The Mummenschanz perform a sketch where they have clay faces and mold them differently.
At the closing Miss Piggy apologizes to Kermit. She socks Gonzo when he won't leave her alone.