Mildred: (to a pig professor) Are you a real professor?
Pig Professor: Of course. I hold the chair of philosophy.
Mildred: Oh. Where's that?
(The pig professor holds up a chair.)
Pig Professor: Right here.
Girl Muppet: (to a guy muppet) You seem to have a lot on your mind.
Guy Muppet: Oh, yeah. I've got a wife and child to support.
(The guy muppet's wife and child are lying on his head.)
Male Snake: (to a female snake) Say, are we poisonous?
Female Snake: I don't know. Why?
Male Snake: Oh, nothing really. I...I just bit my tongue!