When Kermit mentions "bang," Crazy Harry causes an explosion which launches Kermit into Statler and Waldorf's box. There's another explosion when Kermit says "bomb." Fozzie introduces Sandy Duncan.
Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem and Sandy sing "A Nice Girl Like Me." She dances with Sweetums and other monsters. It's an upbeat number that takes place in a bar.
Fozzie asks Kermit for $5 to pay his joke writer. When Kermit can't believe that the fee is so cheap Fozzie explains that he pays by the laugh.
The Swedish Chef makes doughnuts by throwing rolls in the air and shooting holes through them with a gun.
fozzie jokes that he can't bear kids. Hilda comments that Fozzie is really funny tonight. Kermit tells her that he has a new joke writer. Scooter overhears and is impressed. Hilda brings up the banana sketch which Fozzie closes his act with but we don't get to see.
The ballroom has everyone dancing the tango. Animal falls for his partner literally.
In a garden, Sandy sees Sweetums crying. He's upset because he's ugly. When he says hello to the flowers they wilt and a dog bites him. Sandy cheers him up mentioning that beauty is really on the inside. When he feels beautiful the flowers bloom and the dog licks his hand. She comes across another sad monster who slams a pie in her face.
Gonzo sings "Nobody" while Rowlf playing the piano. He compains in his song that he's lonely. Rowlf adds a howl when necessary.
At a swamp there's a bunch of frogs. A girl comes by riding a crocodile. As the song "Never Smile at a Crocodile" goes on he keeps eating the frogs. At the end the frogs jump out of his mouth.
Fozzie drops by on Kermit and Sandy. he comes up with an act for him and Sandy to do together. Kermit tries to find out what the banana sketch is but no one tells him. Sandy tries to explain but she keeps cracking up laughing.
Muppet Newsflash shares a story about a woman who beat the world's record for jumping in place.
Miss Piggy can't believe Kermit has never heard of the banana sketch. He insists there is no such thing as the banana sketch. Then a banana comes walking by looking for his dressing room.
On "Veterinarian's Hospital," Dr. Bob (Rowlf) performs a transplant but mentions that he dropped his watch into the patient.
Sandy sings to Kermit "Try to Remember the Kind of September." They sit together in a field of flowers. Other Muppets come to sing backup.
At the end Fozzie presents Sandy with a bouquet of bananas with Kermit hoping to never hear of the banana sketch again.