Kermit must hire lady wrestlers to make payroll. Sketches/Songs: "Chopin's Polonaise in a Flat", "What do the Simple Folk Do?", "At the Dance", "Muppet Labs", "Smoke Gets in Your Eyes", "Fears", "Drum Solo by Animal", "Lady Wrestling"
 Louise Gold |
Annie Sue (1977-1981) |
Dave Goelz |
Gonzo / Dr. Bunsen Honeydew / Zoot / Muppy / Beauregard |
 Frank Oz |
Miss Piggy(1977-1981)/ Fozzie Bear / Animal / Sam the Eagle / The Swedish Chef (Hands) |
Jerry Nelson |
Camilla / Floyd / Robin / Crazy Harry (1977-1981) / Uncle Deadly / Dr. Julius Strangepork / Pops (1980-1981) / Thog / Lew Zealan |
Jim Henson |
Kermit the Frog / Rowlf the Dog / Link Hogthrob / The Swedish Chef (puppetry and voice) / Dr. Teeth / Muppet Newsman / Waldorf |
Richard Hunt |
Beaker / Miss Piggy (1976-1977) / Janice (1977-1981) / Wayne / Scooter / Statler / Sweetums |
Zero Mostel |
Himself |
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Sam: Uh, excuse me, Kermit. May I speak with you?
Kermit: Uh, sure Sam. Whatcha want?
Sam: I think you know why I am here?
Kermit: Uh, well, actually Sam, to tell you the truth, I never know why you're here.
Sam: I feel my job is to make sure this program is morally upright and cultural and wholesome.
Beautiful Day Monster: That's work cut out for ya, bird.
Sam: Now that was unwholesome. That was not cultural.
Kermit: Uh-- uh-- fine. Fine. Uh, what can I do for you, Sam?
Sam: I want to know who is going to be on tonight's show.
Kermit: Oh. Well, let's see. tonight's show is very classy, very highbrow. You'll like this show.
Sam: Ah good. Yes, tell me more.
Kermit: Uh, lets see ,uh , we got Fozzie is doing a pantomime with Zero Mostel.
Sam: Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Mm hmm.
Kermit: Got a musical number.
Sam: Musical Number. Good. Good.
Kermit: With Zoot and Rowlf. And of course we got...we got the lady uh--...er-- lady wrestlers.
Sam: What?
Kermit: Uh-- Oh nothing, Sam. it's just we got some lady uh, lady uhhh, lady wrestlers. Stand by for the pantomime number!
Sam: Lady what?
Kermit: Oh...lady wrestlers.
Sam: Wrest what?
Kermit: Lers.
Sam: LADY WRESTLERS!? LADY WRESTLERS!?!?!?!?? HAVE WE NO SHAME!? Kermit, something- something must be done here.
Kermit: Yeah but--
Sam: Someone must work for integrity and decency. Someone must do this. And I shall continue to speak out. Knowing someday, I will get my just desserts!
Kermit: Uh, Sam. You will someday get your just desserts.
(Beautiful Day Monster slams a cream pie on Sam's beak)
Kermit: What was that?
Beautiful Day Monster: Just Dessert.
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Scooter: Zero Mostel, twenty five seconds, stand by. Mr. Mostel? Hey Fozzie, where's Mr. Mostel?
Fozzie: Oh, he's in his dressing room eating.
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Waldorf: You know, I'm really going to enjoy tonight.
Statler: You plan to like this show!?
Waldorf: No, I plan to watch television.
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Jerry Nelson now provides the voice of Crazy Harry.
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Doesn't the woman in the wrestling ring with Kermit look and sound a lot like Hilda?
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This marked Zero Mostel's last television appearance. Taping was completed three months before his death and aired three months after.
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