Tuffy: Thomas! Thomas! Don't you do this to me too! Thomas!
Nat: Why has Thomas been in such a bad mood recently anyway?
Rosalina: Maybe because it's annoying watching all these girls pawing at you, and saying they love you, and pulling your hair out, and just trying to kiss you. It's annoying.
(Nat gives Rosalina a look)
Rosalina: I mean...for Thomas probably.
David and Qaasim: Thomas is jealous! Thomas is jealous!
Thomas: Well, what if I am?
David and Qaasim: Thomas admits he's jealous! Thomas admits he's jealous!
(Thomas gets up and leaves)
Rosalina: Leave him alone, you guys.
Nat: (to Thomas) Did you marry someone in Cleveland?
Alex: (to Jesse) Okay, my pumpkin pie, you'll never hear a another sound cross these lips again.
Jesse: Alex, there you are! I've been looking all over for you!
Alex: It's a bus, where would I have gone?
Jesse: You guys, where's Alex?
Rosalina: He's in the back with Nat doing a phone interview.
Jesse: Maybe they'll want to interview me now that I'm a dancer in the show!
The song preformed in this episode was "Body I Occupy". It was written and performed by Nat Wolff.
"Boys Rule, Girls Drool" was performed by Thomas in this episode. Thomas wrote that song in "The Naked Brothers Band: The Movie".