Nat Wolff |
Nat Wolff |
Alex Wolff |
Alex Wolff |
Thomas Batuello |
Thomas |
Alexandra DiMeco |
Rosalina |
David Julian Levi |
David |
Qaasim Middleton |
Qaasim |
Malachi Weir |
Mohammed |
Guest Star |
Ellen K |
Herself (Voice Over) |
Guest Star |
Ryan Seacrest |
Himself (Voice Over) |
Guest Star |
Matt Pinfield |
Matt Pinfield |
Recurring Role |
It was never reveled what Matt Pinfield's zodiac was. However, it's possible that he was a Scorpio, because he was in a car accident and got hit in the head by a falling object. Jesse stated that the horoscope for Scorpio was to beware of falling objects and to stay away from motor vehicles.
It's revealed in this episode that Alex's zodiac sign is Scorpio and Nat's is Sagittarius. However, in real life Nat's sign is Cancer.
Nat: Stop telling me what to do! 'Cause I don't know what to do!
Jesse: I love you...wait no, no I don't!
Alex: I'm just ware.
Nat: What does ware mean?
Alex: You know, my fortune said be ware. I'm being ware.
Jesse: I-I'm gonna need some hair goo.
(switches to Alex in the bathroom)
Alex: (to camera) See this? Hot ice vapor rub. It's payback time.
Nat: (voice-over) The day we won the Video Music Awards was the best day of our lives. But it didn't start out that way.
Thomas: My head feels...spicy.
David: My head is like on fire man, I'm not kidding!
Jesse: Hair goo is only made of...goo stuff.
Cooper: Braces are hot.
Nat: Alex, man you know that horoscope's not true!
Alex: I'm sure the Clams Casino guy said the same thing before he bit the dust.
Alex: We're gonna win. We're gonna win! We're gonna win! Oh yeah! And I'm gonna live!
(radio falls off the dresser)
Nat and Alex: Aah!
Nat: Hey guys, I'm Nat Wolff.
Alex: I'm Alex Wolff.
Nat: And we're just calmly eating our breakfast, with the cameras in our house because today is the big day of the VMA's.
Jesse: Oh my gosh, they are so accurate it's scary. Once, my friend had this horoscope that said he was going to get food poisoning and he totally did.
Alex: What happened?
Jesse: He died! All because of Clams Casino.
Alex: First she wished me good luck. If I had turned it off right then, it would've been a good sentence. But the Ryan Seacrest said "There's a lot of competition this year". That made it a bad sentence.
Ryan Seacrest: How old is he now? Six, seven?
Alex: I'm eight.
Nat: Let's go to this award show and kick some butt!
Matt Pinfield: There's a lot of competition this year.
Alex: Don't say that!
Matt Pinfield: A lot of competition.
Alex: We heard you the first time bub!
Alex: Nat, Dad's onstage.
Nat: Just let him stay.
Matt Pinfield: The Naked Brothers Band is going down.
(crazy laughter)
Nat: Alex, this guy's not gonna end on a good note.
(a light falls and hits Matt Pinfield in the head)
Alex: It ended on a good note!
(everyone cheers)
Alex: If anything falls on my head and kills me, my death is on your head.
Cooper: You know, there's a lot of competition this year.
Alex: Don't say that.
Nat: Yeah, why is everyone saying that?
Nat: That was my good deed. You stole my good deed.
Alex: I didn't steal it. I re-gifted it.
Nat: What about the eggs I made you?
Alex: No offence, but I gave them to dad.
Alex: Aagh! I'm in my boxers!
Nat: Look we'll just cross that bridge when we come to it.
Alex: I'm not crossing any bridges today!
Matt Pinfield: And we all know Rosalina was only put in the band because Nat has a crush on her. Who knows if she can really play an instrument?
Nat: She plays ten instruments you moron!
Matt Pinfield: I will get you Naked Brothers Band! I will get you and your little dog too! The dog is licking me! Why is the dog licking me?
Cooper: You think we're going down? I think you're going down!
(he flips Matt Pinfield)
Jesse: Way to go Cooper. Hi-ya!
Rosalina: We just wanna say, that no matter what happens tonight, we're still the best band ever, and that's all because of you.
Alex: Aw, poo-poo sauce. I didn't make it in time.
Jesse: Oopsies. We don't need to read yours.
Alex: Why not?
Jesse: It's kind a downer.
Nat: As opposed to mine and Cooper's which were really uplifting?
Alex: Can someone please get my dad off the stage?
(Rosalina walks into the room)
Rosalina: What's going on?
(David and Thomas run by screaming)
David and Thomas: Get me outta here! Fire!
(Alex runs by)
Alex: I punked you suckers!
(Jesse runs by)
Jesse: You guys are totally ruining my styling! You can't put water on...
(Cooper runs by)
Cooper: Guys! We gotta rehearse!
(Qaasim runs by)
Qaasim: What about my Jimmi Hendrix wig? You can't leave; I'm not doing Jimmi Hendrix...
(Nat shuts the door)
Rosalina: What's going on?
(Nat smiles sheepishly)
(a bucket of water falls on Alex's head while he's drumming)
Alex: (screaming) Aagh! I hate you guys!
Jesse: It's a bicycle built for six.
Nat: It's an honor to be nominated, right?
Alex: I wanna win.
Nat: Me too!
(Nat's pants fall down)
Nat: So, how's it going?
Rosalina: Good.
Nat: I see you got your braces off.
Rosalina: Yeah.
Nat: Yay teeth.
Rosalina: Thanks. Nat, your pants just fell down.
(Nat looks down and pulls his pants up)
Nat: Right.
Alex: He looked hungry. I thought he should be fed.
Alex: A life is a precious thing to waste.
Thomas: Hi we're the Naked Brothers Band. I'm Thomas and this is David.
David: And this is my dog ET, who just peed in the hallway.
David (making ET talk): Hi, I just peed in the hallway.
Thomas: Hey, where's Qaasim? Hey Qaasim!
(Qaasim runs in)
Qaasim: Hey Jesse, there's some guy outside with some crazy bicycle who says he's waiting for you.
Jesse: Oh, no. I told him to go away.
Thomas: This is Qaasim. He's the new guy; he replaced Josh. He is a genius look. Hey say something smart Qaasim.
Qaasim: Something smart Qaasim.
Alex: You took a ride with a strange man?
Jesse: It was free.
Alex: Free? I don't think so. Not with a guy named George.
Rosalina: What's going on?
Nat: Everyone's just a little tense about the awards show tonight (trips and falls).
Alex: Forgive and forget. That's my motto!
Alex: We're gonna loose! I'm gonna die and we're-we're gonna loose!
Nat: Alex, stop it man!
Alex: Matt Pinfield is gonna predict we're gonna loose and he's never wrong!
Nat: Alex stop it man! You can't end on a bad note!
Alex: Right.
Alex: (crying) Nat, if I die today, I'm sorry I didn't eat your eggs.
Nat: You're not gonna die because I'm gonna watch you very carefully.
Alex: (stops crying) What good is that gonna do? You're just gonna fail and bring everybody down with you like your horoscope says.
Nat: Oh come on, man! You know that horoscope's not true!
Matt Pinfield: Well I guess when you have that soda-holic brother of his...
Alex: I'm a milk-aholic now, you booger!
When they are at the building you can see a studio worker that is installing the water that falls on Alex.
International Airdates:
- Denmark: June 18, 2008 on Nickelodeon
This episode aired in Canada on YTV on Monday September 17, 2007.
This episode has title/time cards at the bottom of the screen.
This episode marks the appearance of Qaasim. Qaasim's character replaces the characters of Josh and Cole, whom appeared in The Naked Brothers Band: The Movie.
The Kids Choice Awards host of 2007 was named during this episode when it first aired.
The Naked Brothers Band performs "I'm Out" on the roof and their song "Banana Smoothie" is heard.
Alex: (talking about Jesse) She's still crazy for me, after all these years.
This could be an allusion to the Simon and Garfunkel song "Still Crazy".
Alex: I punk'd you guys!
Punk'd is show hosted by Ashton Kutcher in which he plays practical jokes on celebrities.
Jimmi Hendrix
In the movie Cole mentions wearing a Jimmi Hendrix wig. That was when Nat goes to his house and asks him to be in the band. In this episode, Qaasim wants to wear a Jimmi Hendrix wig.
Matt Pinfield: ...is harder to keep up with than Diddy's name changes.
P. Diddy is a rapper who owns Bad Boy Records.
Matt Pinfield: I'll get you Naked Brothers Band! I'll get you and your little dog too!
"I'll get you and your little dog too" is a line from the Wizard of Oz.
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