Niles: What makes you think she meant you?
Maxwell: Come on man, she practically spelled it out. Handsome, intelligent, creative...
Niles: Did she mention cocky, vain, couldn't put the laundry in the hamper if his life depended on it?
Niles: Then what are you worried about, sir?
Fran: Sweetie, you think I'd make a good mother?
Grace: Of course! (Imitating Sylvia) How slim are the chances you're gonna give me grandchildren? Morty, put the seat up! I almost fell in!
Fran: That is the last time I have have my mother babysit for the afternoon!
Fran: Niles, you ever think of having a kid of your own? Someone you can take care of, put to bed at night, rub Vicks on his little chest when he's sick?
Niles: I already have one. (Maxwell comes in) Isn't he adorable?
Sylvia: (Gasps) Oh my God! It's Monica Baker! I can't tell you how many people meet me on the street and swear that I am you!
Fran: Ma, that's Tammy Faye Baker.
Fran: (Looking at the sperm donor book) Boy... is everyone in the menu, or do you have like a "catch of the day"?
Fran: Look at number 64!
Val: But he's got a weight problem, gastrointestinal abnormalities, and a mother who is certifiably insane!
Fran: Right, well, I want him to fit in the family.
Val: Now, you know Fran, this isn't gonna be easy. There's gonna be a lot of pain and suffering, and possible embarrassment!
Maggie: (Walks up as Val is finished speaking) Oh, are you guys going to another singles bar?
Val: (Regarding Fran's decision of artificial insemination) I can't tell you what to do. Your body's your own.
Fran: You got that right, because if anybody else was using it, I wouldn't have to order takeout!
Monica: (Explaining why she used a sperm bank) Well, I thought so, too... but then I decided that I wanted to have a baby before I started looking like my mother.
Fran: (Looking thoughtful) About this sperm bank... does they have an express line?
Fran: (Looking at picture of her ex-boyfriend's newborn baby) Oh, I'm so jealous!
Niles: (Grabs picture from Fran) Miss Fine, I can't see why this picture makes you yearn for a child. I could see a Lhasa Apso...
Fran: Awww... everybody has a baby. Look! (Shows Monica a picture) My ex-boyfriend Danny and his wife just had one. She's not breastfeeding, though. The kid's on a low-silicone diet.
C.C.: Listen, Hazel (Laughs) Don't you have anything to dust off?
Niles: How about the left side of your bed?
Val: Fran, you know I'll support whatever you decide, but don't you think people would be a little shocked if you just showed up pregnant?
Fran: Yeah... they'd think I had a date.
Niles: Miss Fine, you still have plenty of time to have children.
Fran: Meanwhile, there's an expiration date stamped on my eggs: "Best if used before you start looking like your mother".
Donna Dixon is one of Fran Drescher's closest friends. Fran even fixed her up with her current husband, Dan Aykroyd.
When Fran is watching Monica's son, there is a scene in which he runs into C.C. He immediately puts his hands up to his face and screams. This is a parody of the famous scene in the movie, Home Alone, after Kevin applies aftershave to his face.
C.C.: Listen, Hazel...
This is a reference to the show that aired from 1961-1966. The series centered around Hazel Burke, a maid.
Fran: So, they'll call her the Mayflower Madam.
This is a reference to Sydney Biddle Barrow, a modern American madam. She gained worldwide notoriety because of her upper-class background. She was also a Mayflower descendant.