The Nanny

Season 6 Episode 6

I'm Pregnant (1)

Aired Wednesday 8:30 PM Nov 04, 1998 on CBS



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Fran: It's going to be hard to tell her not to do something I've recently found is pretty amazing.
      Maxwell: Talk to her. (Proudly) Thank you.

    • Maxwell: You go talk to Margaret and forbid her from having sex.
      Fran: Of course, honey. Then why I schlep Opie to Floyd's for a haircut?

    • Grace: Yetta, why does everyone treat me like a baby? They don't tell me anything.
      Yetta: Yeah, what about me? They tell me everything and I forget it two minutes later.

    • Niles: Why are you being so nice?
      C.C.: Can't I do something compassionate and nice?
      Niles: Uh, no. There must be something up your sleeve... although I don't know how anything else would fit with that big wide arm in there.

    • Fran: (Hears a knock on the bathroom door) Don't come in, I'm putting on my makeup!
      C.C.: (On other side) God, that'll take a month.

    • Maxwell: Miss Fine, in my office, right now!
      Fran: Great, I'm back to Miss Fine! (To Maggie) Thank you very much, young lady!

    • Michael: Look, Mr. Sheffield I think I know what you're gonna say.
      Maxwell: I want you out of my house!
      Michael: Yep, that's what I thought.

    • Fran: You know whose fault this is gonna be? Mine!
      Maggie: Why?
      Fran: Because I'm the one that said you were an adult. I'm the one that said you were responsible. I'm the one that told him to trust you!
      Maxwell: Fran, I- (Sees Maggie and Michael) Oh my god!
      Fran: And that'd why men who marry the Fine women die young.

    • Maggie: Sylvia, Yetta, do you have to stand there?
      Sylvia and Yetta: No! (Both sit down on the bed)

    • Sylvia: I'll be in the kitchen!
      Maxwell: Well, there's a shocker!

    • Brighton: Hey Mom.
      Fran: What do you mean by that? Oh, you mean me! You mean me! Good to see you son!

    • Fran: (Reading a pregnancy test manual) It says if you're not pregnant, it'll turn pink. If you are pregnant, it will turn blue. As will we all. Oh, honey, this wouldn't have happened if you had just listened to me.
      Maggie: Fran, you said I could do whatever I want in my own house.
      Fran: Whatever, not whoever!
      Maggie: Fran, I'm so nervous.
      Fran: Sweetie, listen, whatever happens, don't worry. You won't have to go through this by yourself.
      Maggie: I'm so glad I have you.
      Fran: I love you. (they hug) I don't want to put pressure on you or anything but if for some reason you are pregnant, life is gonna change forever. No husband, no house, no money... and it ain't gonna be a picnic for you either.

    • Maxwell: (Catching Maggie in bed with Michael) What the hell do you think you were doing?!
      Fran: Well, I think it's pretty...
      Maxwell: I know what they were doing! I wanna know why they were doing it!
      Fran: Well, I think...
      Maxwell: I know why they were doing it!

    • (Fran comes home earlier than expected)
      Margaret: I thought you were going to be out shopping all day.
      Fran: Well, I finished early. I'm good at it.

    • Sylvia: Men who marry the Fine women tend to die young.
      Fran: Why is that?
      Yetta: Because they want to?

    • (the timer for Maggie's pregnancy test dings)
      Maxwell: (outside the bathroom door, where Fran and Maggie are)
      What was that?
      Fran: Uh, a "ding?"

    • (Fran is hiding in the bathroom with Maggie, who is trying to take a pregnancy test)
      Maxwell: Why don't you open the door and we can freshen up together?
      Maggie: Not now... (imitating Fran) sweetie.

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