The Nanny Season 2 Episode 20

Fran: Well, I said it. I knew you'd find some way to blame it all on me.
Niles: (From the other side of the door) Yes, she did, sir.
Fran: But I've got a plan.
Niles: Yes, she does, sir.
Fran: And as you know, my plans never fail. (Elbows the door, Niles starts laughing)

Maxwell: (To C.C. about her coat) Take. It. Off.
Niles: Three words she doesn't hear very often. (High-fives Lamb Chop)
C.C.: Niles, isn't that sweet? You're bonding with the sheep. Not the first time, I'm sure.
Niles: Bravo, you win. Every dog has its day.

Maxwell: What film do we own the rights to?
C.C.: Lamb Chop: The Movie!
Fran: Oh, this is wonderful! When I was little we couldn't afford a lamb chop doll, so Grandma Yetta would put on her curly white wig and take out her teeth and Grandpa would stick his hand up her blouse... gee, come to think of it, good times were had by all.

Fran: (To Chester) Purge. Purge. You want me to stick your paw down your throat?!

Lamb Chop: (Looking at C.C.) AAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Fran: Miss Babcock, your coat!
C.C.: What?
Fran: New Zealand lamb! Maybe she had people there!

C.C.: I have to move out of my apartment for a few days and I cannot find a kennel!
Niles: Ohhh, treat yourself to a hotel.

Fran: Miss Lewis, I am so sorry!
Maxwell: Miss Fine, please, could you let Miss Lewis have a moment of silence... for the lamb?

Maxwell: I have a few ideas for the movie.
Lamb Chop: (giggles) And I have a few ideas of my own... (gestures for Maxwell to come closer, whispers)...my room, later!
Fran: (to Maxwell) Better wear a rubber glove!

Val: I get to meet Lamb Chop? Fran I promise I won't say anything stupid.
Fran: Too late, Val.

Shari: Are you allright?
Lamb Chop: Allright? I was almost strangled by a leopard thong bikini!
Niles: Oops!

Fran: If she doesn't want to do it, she doesn't want to do it.
Shari: I-I'm really sorry.
Fran: You'll have to get Miss Piggy for your project.
Lamb Chop: Miss Piggy? That HAM!