Captain: Welcome aboard the century, ladies. I'm your captain.
Fran: (With Yetta hanging on to her) How do you do? I'm Fran Fine and this is my birth control device.
Yetta: You look so different without your blue uniform and your big handlebar moustache.
Fran: Yetta, that's Cap'n Crunch.
Yetta: I know who it is. That picture on the box must have been taken years ago.