Ann Morgan Guilbert |
Yetta Rosenberg |
Fran Drescher |
Fran Fine Sheffield |
Charles Shaughnessy |
Maxwell Sheffield |
Lauren Lane |
Chastity Claire "C.C." Babcock |
Daniel Davis |
Niles |
Nicholle Tom |
Margaret "Maggie" Sheffield |
Louis Guss |
Cousin Irving |
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Jackie Tohn |
Tiffany |
Guest Star |
Laurelyn Scharkey |
Gigi |
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In this episode Fran says Maggie is 14 years old, soon to be 15. However in the previous episode "Maggie the Model", Fran tells the photographer she is "only" 15.
Fran: Why do I have this compulsion to hire my relatives?
Niles: It's a sickness.
Fran: I know. I should seek help. Well, I'll call my uncle Stanley. He's a shrink.
(Brighton and Tiffany enter)
Brighton: You have no idea what you're talking about.
Tiffany: Yeah, you think just because I'm not rich and go to some fancy private school, I don't know anything? I'm telling you, there were two Darrens.
Brighton: (scoffs) You're crazy.
Fran: No. She's absolutely right. The first Darren died, the second Darren just came out of the closet. Go live with a witch.
Tiffany: Pay up.
Brighton: Dream on.
Tiffany: Hey, watch it, Richie Rich. You welsh on me, it's the last thing you'll ever do.
Brighton: So, sue me.
Tiffany: It could happen.
Fran and Tiffany: Uncle Sidney.
Fran: Maggie has to learn to handle 14-year-old boys so that when she grows up, she can know how to handle full grown men who, when you think about it, are a lot like 14-year-old boys.
Niles: You may not look through the keyhole while your father is auditioning showgirls.
Brighton: Why not?
Niles: That's where I'll be.
Fran: Mr. Sheffield, I have to see you a sec!
Maxwell: I think you've seen quite enough.
Fran: I am so embarrassed!
Niles: Once, when I was just beginning in the service, I walked in on the Queen Mum.
Fran: In the shower?
Niles: On the throne.
Buxon Showgirl: What do you want be when you grow up?
Brighton: A halter top.
Grace: Look Fran, giant Barbie Dolls. (to showgirl) Will you play with me?
Fran: (laughs) No honey, these toys are for boys.
C.C.: I wanted to do Twelve Angry Men.
Niles: But they didn't want to do you.
This episode was videotaped on February 4th, 1994
Bloopers from this episode were shown during the closing credits.
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