Fran: Me and Mr. Sheffield aren't even close to unscrewing. In fact, I think we're beginning to bore each other.
Sylvia: That's normal in a marriage.
Fran: But me and Mr. Sheffield aren't married.
Sylvia: Are you living with him?
Sylvia: Are you taking care of his kids?
Sylvia: Are you having sex?
Sylvia: Then you're married!