The Neighbors

ABC (ended 2014)




Episode Guide

    • I Believe I Can Drive
      Season 1 - Episode 19

      The Bird-Kersees get Marty to teach them to drive a car, they can fly a space ship so how difficult can driving be. Amber decides to use a Driver's Ed teacher instead of her dad, a decision she soon regrets.

    • Cold War
      Season 1 - Episode 12

      When the entire Weaver family gets a cold and Larry Bird learns there is no cure, Larry quarantines the Weaver house.

    • A Christmas Story
      Season 2 - Episode 11

      Debbie inadvertently ruins Larry's surprise Christmas gift for Dick, so he goes over the top with gifts for the Weaver kids. Reggie and Amber labor to come up with the perfect gift for each other.

    • Larry and Reggie, obsessed with winning an Oscar for Best Documentary, videotape the school spelling bee finals featuring Max and Dick Butkus.

    • It Has Begun ...
      Season 1 - Episode 22

      The Bird-Kersees and the Weavers head to Atlantic City for some fun where it's discovered that Larry Bird can see through cards. Jackie owns up to wanting a human wedding. Dick Butkus takes a call from his grandpa indicating their time on Earth might be near the end.

    • 11/14/12

      Debbie wants a different kind of Thanksgiving this year. Rather than celebrate with Marty's parents, Debbie wants to invite Larry, Jackie, Reggie and Dick instead. Nothing goes as planned when aliens, alien and human in-laws and the Weavers have Thanksgiving all under one roof.

    • Camping
      Season 1 - Episode 18

      The Weavers and the Bird-Kersees head to the great outdoors for a weekend of camping. Debbie and Jackie work to make sure the weekend is a success for a clueless Marty.

    • Merry Crap-Mas
      Season 1 - Episode 9

      Things go awry when Marty and Debbie ask the Bird-Kersees to hide the Christmas gifts they've bought for Amber, Max and Abby, and then decide to return the gifts and spend the money on a vacation. Larry Bird and the aliens have opened all the gifts leaving no gifts and no money for the Weavers to take a trip. It will be up to Larry Bird to save the day.

    • All That Jazzy Jeff
      Season 2 - Episode 21

      Larry's handsome brother, DJ Jazzy Jeff, shows up for a visit and claims it's strictly social, but he's actually in cahoots with their father to bring the entire community back to Zabvron. Meanwhile, Amber confides in Debbie about her college boyfriend.

    • There Goes the Neighbors' Hood
      Season 2 - Episode 22

      Larry finds out he's pregnant, and must decide whether to stay on Earth or return to Zabvron. Meanwhile, Reggie mulls becoming a human while and the neighborhood gets two new visitors.

    • Mo Purses Mo Money Mo Problems
      Season 1 - Episode 21

      Debbie revitalizes her purse business and, with Jackie's help, is soon drowning in an unworkable number of orders.

    • Oscar Party
      Season 2 - Episode 16

      Reconnecting via social media with old friends from Bayonne reminds Debbie of how much they've lost touch, so the Weavers decide to throw an Oscar party and invite everyone from the old neighborhood. When the Bird-Kirsees get wind of the party, they decide to turn the house into an extravagant over-the-top Oscar party.

    • Any Friggin' Sunday
      Season 2 - Episode 6

      A romantic evening for Amber and Reggie is set in motion by their mothers. While the Weavers are enthralled with football season, Larry decides golf is boring and pointless, so he replaces football as the sport for the community.

    • Space Invaders
      Season 1 - Episode 15

      Reggie Jackson's relationship advice from Debbie backfires, while Amber refuses to talk about her new boyfriend, Jeremy.

    • We Jumped the Shark (Tank)
      Season 2 - Episode 7

      Jackie gets a booking on "Shark Tank" to help Debbie find an investor for her new purse design, but it's Larry's presence that affects the outcome. Abby has a big dance recital coming up and Amber acts as her choreographer.

    • Fear and Loving in New Jersey
      Season 2 - Episode 12

      The Bird-Kersee's decide to build a panic room after they are mugged, of course they've chosen Marty and Debbie's bedroom as the place to build it. Jane's intrusion into Amber and Reggie's date night forces Reggie to decide which girl he wants to be with.

    • Supreme Like Me
      Season 2 - Episode 10

      While a water pipe break brings Marty and Debbie closer to Mother Joyner and Father Kersee, it causes a riff between Jackie and her parents. Larry is determined to find a job and prove he can support his family.

    • Mother Clubbers
      Season 1 - Episode 16

      To boost their self esteem and desirability, Debbie and Jackie go clubbing at the new hip club Hell. Marty and Larry Bird put themselves into Amber's hands for a makeover.

    • You've Lost That Larry Feeling
      Season 2 - Episode 15

      Debbie finds herself acting like a "mom" when her college study group meets at her home. Larry undergoes jealousy for the first time. Amber and Reggie make a key determination concerning their relationship.

    • Halloween-ween
      Season 1 - Episode 5

      In Hidden Hills, Halloween has always been viewed as a threat, so each year they put a barrier to keep the trick-or-treaters out. The Weavers though are extremely excited about their first Halloween in the suburbs and want to let the costumed children in. For the first time, the Weaver children rebel against the family costume traditions and go their own way.

    • Uncle Benjamin
      Season 2 - Episode 19

      The Weavers, along with Larry and Jackie, head to San Diego to meet with Debbie's estranged mother and meet her newly adopted ten year old son. Marty does his best to get Abby over her fear of the ocean.

    • The Back Nine
      Season 1 - Episode 14

      The Weavers and Bird-Kersees compete for membership in a brand-new, exclusive country club.

    • September Fools
      Season 2 - Episode 2

      After learning about April Fools' Day from the Weavers, Larry is determined to pull the most impressive prank ever on them. Amber needs convincing that Reggie doesn't have feelings for his Zabvronian soulmate.

    • Juan of the Dead
      Season 1 - Episode 10

      The alien community learns about death when their beloved gardener, Juan, unexpectedly dies. Even though Debbie and Marty try to explain that death is something all humans experience, Larry Bird is determined to solve that problem.

    • The Gingerbread Man
      Season 1 - Episode 11

      Supreme leader Larry Bird imparts his experience to help Debbie navigate PTA politics while Jackie tries her hand at helping Marty coach soccer.

    • Larry Bird and the Iron Throne
      Season 1 - Episode 6

      While Debbie whirls around insanely planning the perfect birthday for Abby, Jackie does her best to help. Lenny lets Larry follow him around work for a day while Reggie looks to find the perfect gift for Amber.

    • Dream Weavers
      Season 1 - Episode 13

      Amber and Reggie's school dance creates "high school" drama for their parents. Debbie's attempt to re-create a romantic moment from her courtship with Marty backfires and Jackie's fascination with their courtship has her trying to change the history of how she met Larry.

    • Good Debbie Hunting
      Season 2 - Episode 8

      Debbie's Shark Tank encounter gives her the idea to attend business school. To help pass the qualifying exam, Dick steps in as her tutor. Amber and Reggie's relationship is tested again when an enhanced Jane enrolls at their school.

    • Family Conference
      Season 2 - Episode 1

      With summer at an end, Amber and Reggie finally tell their families that they are dating. What ensues is a two-family conference to decide if they can continue to date. Heated discussions end after Abby tells everyone that only Reggie can make Amber smile. Just when it looks like everyone is on board with the relationship, out of the blue someone else shows up to compete for Reggie's affections.

    • Man, Actually
      Season 2 - Episode 14

      Leaving Marty at home with Amber as she grieves over her relationship with Reggie, Debbie heads back to school. With Larry and Reggie's synced male cycles and Dick experiencing the terrible tens, the Bird-Kersee men are emotional wrecks.

    • The Neighbours
      Season 2 - Episode 3

      Jackie and Debbie have become the best of friends and are confiding all to each other. Except Jackie neglected to tell Debbie that she's been working at the Mexican restaurant nearby. When she sees a way to get promoted to manager, she asks her boss home for dinner but things don't turn out as planned.

    • 10/11/13

      Game night leaves Jackie with second thoughts about her friendship with Debbie, so they head out for makeovers that result in a new hairdo for Debbie. Amber and Reggie continue to probe their genetic differences. Larry learns about Earth's healthcare system after Marty is injured participating in Dick's plan to get him back in shape.

    • 3/14/14

      Feeling they're stuck in a rut, Marty plans a date night, but it's nothing like Debbie imagined. Dick is wildly enamored with the new babysitter.

    • Things Just Got Real
      Season 1 - Episode 3
      Larry (Simon Templeman) and Jackie (Toks Olagundoye) head into misguided territory during their quest to become convincing human beings. Larry embarrasses himself when he crashes a poker party, while Jackie watches trashy TV and models her behavior on the cat fights and gossiping she sees. Reggie (Tim Jo) gets angry at his clueless parents.moreless
    • 50 Shades of Green
      Season 1 - Episode 7

      Marty and Debbie's wedding anniversary coincides with Zabvronian mating season. Debbie wants more romance after learning about the cerebral Zabvronian way while Jackie is enthralled by the human physical style. Amber heads to a make-out party and Reggie tags along.

    • Bathroom Etiquette
      Season 1 - Episode 4

      Marty and Debbie take it upon themselves to prepare Dick and Reggie for their first day of human school but their anti-bullying advice creates more havoc than anyone could have expected. To top it all off, Larry and Jackie are tired of the endless parenting tips from Marty and Debbie.

    • High School Reunion
      Season 2 - Episode 13

      Marty and Debbie are thrilled that their 25th high school reunion is approaching. Debbie can brag about her move to Hidden Hills but knows she'll have to see her archenemy Tina. Marty's high school band has been asked to perform, but his moment of glory is soon turned upside down.

    • Challoweenukah
      Season 2 - Episode 5

      Larry decides to combine his two favorite holidays, Halloween and Chanukah, into Challoweenukah. When no one shows up Larry decides advertising with candy at the playground, which doesn't go over well with the police. The Weavers are challenged to a Halloween costume contest.

    • Close Encounters of the Bird Kind
      Season 2 - Episode 20

      Marty and Debbie love Friday night bowling but Marty is tasked with kicking her off the team when she proves to be a terrible bowler. Larry's brother arrives to challenge him after word gets back to home base that the alien colony is becoming too Americanized.

    • Sing Like a Larry Bird
      Season 1 - Episode 20

      Exploring the world outside of Hidden Hills, the Bird- Kersees head to the city to see a Broadway musical which in turn inspires Larry to put on one of his own. Everything goes well until the fancy footwork slips up Dick and they call 9-1-1 - instead of going to Marty and Debbie.

    • Journey to the Center of the Mall
      Season 1 - Episode 2
      Debbie (Jami Gertz) has to get accustomed to living around a pack of extraterrestrials. She decides to keep a close eye on the aliens by becoming their ally. To help Reggie (Tim Jo) and Dick (Ian Patrick) learn more about human behavior, Debbie takes the two on a trip to the mall.moreless
    • Balle Balle
      Season 2 - Episode 17

      Despite pleas from Marty and Debbie, Larry decides to attend his Indian co-worker's traditional Indian wedding. Larry and Jackie get swept up in the event looking for a wedding gift after Larry's research concludes that these types of wedding take place in "Bollywood".

    • Thanksgiving Is No Schmuck Bait
      Season 2 - Episode 9

      Just when the Weaver's were hoping for a quiet Thanksgiving, Dominick Weaver arrives with the announcement that he's getting a divorce and moving in with Debbie and Marty. In the midst of all this, Jackie's parents arrive and find out all about human relationship idiosyncrasies.

    • Pilot
      Season 1 - Episode 1

      Marty and Debbie move into a new community only to discover that their neighbors are aliens.