The New Adventures of Old Christine

Season 2 Episode 3

Come to Papa Jeff (2)

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Aired Wednesday 8:00 PM Oct 02, 2006 on CBS
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Christine is stunned to find out the man she's seeing, New Christine's father, is also a grandfather.

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    Scott Bakula

    Scott Bakula

    Jeff Hunter

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    Nancy Lenehan

    Nancy Lenehan

    Mrs. Nunley

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    • TRIVIA (1)

    • QUOTES (11)

      • Christine: I got a glimpse of the future today, and it's really messed up!
        Jeff: (Looking at the board) Is that because you and Matthew have a baby?

      • Christine: I need to figure out what our family tree would look like if Richard married new Christine and I married her father.
        Matthew: Got it. Let's put it on the board.
        Christine: Write my name on the board. (Matthew does) And write Richard next to me, and connect us with a line.
        Matthew: (Writing A broken line.
        Christine: Good. And write Ritchie below us, and add new Christine and... Papa Jeff. And oh my God, I'm Ritchie's grandmother!
        Matthew: Where should I put me?
        Christine: Oh, just go next to me. No we have to figure out what would happen if we had a baby.
        Matthew: You and me?
        Christine: What? No! Why would we have a baby? If me and Papa Jeff had a daughter.
        Matthew: Why a daughter?
        Christine: I don't know, I figure at my age it's more likely I'd have a daughter.
        Matthew: At your age, it's more likely you'd have dust.
        Christine: Shut up!
        Matthew: What's your daughter's name?
        Christine: I don't know. Jordan?
        Matthew: Or how about Kayla?
        Christine: Yeah, that's nice. Or Emma.
        Matthew: Ooh! Or Pockets!
        Christine: Pockets? No! It's Emma! Oh my God, Emma is my daughter and my granddaughter! And Ritchie's sister and Ritchie's aunt!
        Matthew: And if we had Emma, she would be your daughter and niece and Ritchie's sister and cousin!
        Christine: What? What is wrong with you? Why do you keep trying to make us have a baby?
        Matthew: I don't know, I don't know why I'm doing any of this!

      • Christine: I finally decided to get my act together.
        Matthew: Oh, no, this isn't about your audition tape for So You Think You Can Dance is it?
        Christine: No. Although I watched that tape again. I don't think I can dance. I can dance!

      • Matthew: Why aren't you calling him back? I thought you liked [Jeff].
        Christine: I know, he wants to go out again, but he's new Christine's father. Don't you think that's weird?
        Matthew: That he wants a second date with you? Absolutely.
        Christine: Shut up, you'd marry me in a second. Besides, I'm too busy to date.
        Matthew: Well, call me when you're free.

      • Matthew: What's Grandparents' Day?
        Christine: Oh, it's just another way to make money at Ritchie's school. They invite all the grandparents in for a special breakfast.
        Matthew: Mom and Dad are coming, why didn't you tell me? The last time I saw them I told them I was on sabatical. Well, where was I? When did I get back? What the hell's a sabatical?

      • Christine: No, I think that's much too inappropriate.
        Richard: You once dated your cousin!
        Christine: Second cousin. And he asked me out!

      • Christine: I got one. What did the mother-in-law do to the jackass?
        Richard: What? (Christine stabs him with a fork) Ow!

      • Richard: What do you call it when your mother-in-law is up to her neck in quicksand?
        Christine: I hate you!
        Richard: Close. Not enough quicksand!

      • Christine: Matthew can go. How would you like to take a special friend to Grandparent's Day?
        Ritchie: No, the only kid in my class with a special friend is the weird kid with gray hair.
        Matthew: And I'm really getting tired of introducing myself as a nine-year-old boy's "special friend."

      • Richard: I just thought of the funniest thing!
        Christine: What?
        Richard: If Christine and I get married, and you and Jeff get married, you'll be my mother-in-law!

      • Jeff: I have two grandchildren from Christine's sister. They call me Papa Jeff.

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