The New Adventures of Old Christine

Season 2 Episode 22


Aired Wednesday 8:00 PM May 07, 2007 on CBS
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Episode Summary

Christine realizes that one reckless evening may have jeopardized her chance to begin dating Mr. Harris.

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    Marty Ryan

    Marty Ryan


    Guest Star

    Wanda Sykes

    Wanda Sykes


    Recurring Role

    Blair Underwood

    Blair Underwood

    Daniel Harris

    Recurring Role

    Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


    • TRIVIA (0)

    • QUOTES (13)

      • Richard: You're pregnant?! You're terrible at charades!
        Christine: I'm great at charades! (Miming) Shakespeare, musical, proper noun, I think you got me pregnant, you irresponsible goon!

      • Christine: We are such screw-ups!
        Richard: How does this keep happening to us?
        Barb: Would you two shut up? So you might be having another kid, big deal. Having babies is the only thing you two do well. Now, let's focus and think of some things that cats like.

      • Richard: If New Christine finds out you're pregnant, she might think we slept together!
        Christine: If I don't convince Daniel it's his baby, it could blow my shot with him!
        Barb: You two shouldn't be allowed to have children.

      • Christine: Can you believe this? I'm days away from giving birth, and the man of my dreams come over and practically throws himself at me!
        Barb: Well, no one ever talks about it, but I guess there is a downside to unprotected sex!

      • Matthew: I was there for you through your marriage, your divorce, when you thought Jon Stewart was calling and hanging up-
        Christine: It said "private number," and he's a very private man!

      • Christine: Barb! How can this be happening to me? I was finally starting to get my life back together!
        Barb: Were you really?
        Christine: No.

      • Christine: (to Matthew) I cannot be pregnant. I'm only two pounds away from losing the baby weight from Ritchie.

      • Matthew: (eying pharmacy shelf) Hey, look, a douche bag's a real thing.

      • Mr. Harris: (to Christine) I was thinking for our first date, we could go to this Italian place, and I know you like pizza because I saw some on the floor over there.

      • Christine: What if I sleep with Daniel real fast and then I can tell him the baby is his?
        Barb: Really? You can't think of anything wrong with that plan?

      • Christine: I had two Reubens today. What does that tell you?
        Richard: You're a pig.

      • (Christine walks into Westbridge)
        Marly: Look what the cat dragged in.
        Lindsay: If my cat dragged that in, I'd have them both put to sleep.
        Christine: (to Lindsay) Screw (to Marly) you.

      • Christine: Can you get these dishes away? Oh, God this stuff stinks.
        Matthew: What's going on with you, huh?
        Christine: I don't know, my sense of smell's really heightened lately. I haven't been this sensitive since I was pregnant.

    • NOTES (5)

      • The German episode title is "Baby Boom". The French episode title is "L'Amour sans conséquence", meaning "Love Without Consequence".

      • Rebroadcast on September 17th, 2007 and January 30th, 2008 at 8:30 PM

      • Original International Airdates:
        Norway: January 27, 2009 on TV2
        Finland: February 19, 2009 on MTV3
        Czech Republic: December 13, 2012 on Nova Cinema

      • According to a source (a magazine reporter), this episode took only three hours to film, and unlike other more dictator-like shows, The New Adventures of Old Christine tries to have a democratic envrionment with actors pictching jokes and re-writing on the floor if a joke falls flat with the audience.

      • This episode was filmed on 3/14/2007.

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