The New Adventures of Old Christine

Season 5 Episode 19

I Love What You Do For Me

Aired Wednesday 8:00 PM Apr 21, 2010 on CBS
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When Christine is told that her five-year car lease is up, she realizes that her life hasn't evolved during that time the way she'd hoped and decides to make some major life changes, with a little help from her boyfriend, Max. Meanwhile, Matthew seeks a roommate to replace Richard.moreless

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      • (Christine gets down on one knee and it makes a loud pop)
        Christine: Will you marry me?
        Max: No, get up!
        Christine: No, I'm not going to get up until you say you'll marry me. You wanted to, you asked me yesterday. How could your feelings have changed in one day?
        Max: Yours did!
        Christine: Do you really not want to marry me?
        Max: I don't want you to ask me.
        Christine: Oh, okay then, you ask me. Um... but I can't get up. Seriously something bad has just happened to my knee.
        (Max gets down on one knee)
        Max: Christine still-don't-know-your-middle-name Campbell, against all my better judgement, professional training and the advice of both our waiter and busboy, I'm asking: will you marry me?
        Christine: No (a pause) I'm kidding, yes!

      • Christine: Maybe it's time I took some chances.
        Frank: Does this mean...
        Christine: Yea, I think I'm ready to take the next step in my relationship with Max!
        Frank: Sure, why did I think we were talking about cars?

      • Richard: This isn't easy to admit, but living with you these past few months has been awesome! Don't get me wrong, I'm happy to be moving back in with New Christine, but that means this will be my last bro-partment I'll ever be in. For you, there will be so many more bro-partments!
        Matthew: Stop saying bro-partment!

      • Max: Alright, you want change, I'll give you change.
        Christine: Really?
        (Max gets down on one knee)
        Max: Christine I-don't-know-your-middle-name Campbell, will you marry me?
        Christine: Marry you? Max... of course not! Sit, sit in you chair, my God!

      • Christine: What have I accomplished in five years?
        Max: I don't know, you met me!
        Christine: Ugh!

      • Christine: You know what, I have two days to make something happen, and I promise you when I come back here you're going to see a whole different person; someone who has done something.
        Frank: Great, well when you come back don't forget to ask for Jasper.
        Christine: Oh, thank you, I will, Jasper!
        Frank: Oh I'm not Jasper.

      • (Christine is eating a powdered doughnut)
        Frank: Are you Ms. Campbell?
        (Christine spits out the doughnut into the trash can and wipes her mouth)
        Christine: Um, yea I only ate two doughnuts, okay well I have one in my purse, okay I have two in my purse... okay I ate three.
        Frank: You can have all the doughnuts you want.
        Christine: I ate five.

      • Max: Look at us, we're like one of those way-to-adorable couples in an erectile dysfunction commercials.

      • Max: So, I've got patients all morning,but do you want to meet for lunch at our place?
        Christine: Oh, I love that we have a place! You know, I've never had a place with a guy before, unless you count Richard and I at the marriage counselor.

      • Max: What do you have going on today?
        Christine: Uh, work of course, but first I'm going to give blood and then I have a meeting with my financial advisor.
        (They laugh)
        Christine: Yea, I've got nothing.

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