The New Adventures of Old Christine

Season 1 Episode 5

I'll Show You Mine

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Aired Wednesday 8:00 PM Apr 03, 2006 on CBS

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    • Richard: Do you like him?
      Christine: So much.
      Richard: Is he nice to you?
      Christine: So nice! But not so nice that it makes me not like him anymore.
      Richard: What did your parents do to you?

    • Christine: (bringing Burton inside) Burton, this is my son, Ritchie.
      Matthew: Are you my new daddy?
      Burton: Boy, that must've been a tough delivery.

    • Richard: Come on, you can't leave Burton out on the porch forever or you'll become a "porch tease."
      Christine: Oh, my god, is that really a thing?
      Richard: Not really, we were listening.

    • Christine: Burton's fine with taking it slow.
      Matthew: No, he's not. Guys needs to feel like they're working towards something.
      Richard: Yeah, that's why we like sports. And war.

    • Christine: Oh, come on, it hasn't been that bad, has it? I mean, didn't doing it in your car last week make you feel like a teenager?
      Burton: Yeah, until I got home and I had to ice... everything.
      Christine: No kidding, I got a bruise from knee to nipple.

    • Richard: It shouldn't be this difficult. I mean I said 'I love you' on our first date, and you said it back to me.
      Christine: We had just seen Ghost, I would have told the movie-usher I loved him.
      Richard: It's good to know our marriage was based on such a rock solid foundation.
      Christine: It worked out pretty good... except for the divorce.

    • Christine: (about Burton) I showed him mine and he didn't show me his.
      Matt: I hope to God you're talking about your boobs.

    • Matt: It would probably have been easier if you had showed him your boobs.
      Christine: Yeah, no kidding. I always forget I have them.

    • Burton: I love you.
      Christine: I bet you do.

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