Richard: Do you like him?
Christine: So much.
Richard: Is he nice to you?
Christine: So nice! But not so nice that it makes me not like him anymore.
Richard: What did your parents do to you?
Christine: (bringing Burton inside) Burton, this is my son, Ritchie.
Matthew: Are you my new daddy?
Burton: Boy, that must've been a tough delivery.
Richard: Come on, you can't leave Burton out on the porch forever or you'll become a "porch tease."
Christine: Oh, my god, is that really a thing?
Richard: Not really, we were listening.
Christine: Burton's fine with taking it slow.
Matthew: No, he's not. Guys needs to feel like they're working towards something.
Richard: Yeah, that's why we like sports. And war.
Christine: Oh, come on, it hasn't been that bad, has it? I mean, didn't doing it in your car last week make you feel like a teenager?
Burton: Yeah, until I got home and I had to ice... everything.
Christine: No kidding, I got a bruise from knee to nipple.
Richard: It shouldn't be this difficult. I mean I said 'I love you' on our first date, and you said it back to me.
Christine: We had just seen Ghost, I would have told the movie-usher I loved him.
Richard: It's good to know our marriage was based on such a rock solid foundation.
Christine: It worked out pretty good... except for the divorce.
Christine: (about Burton) I showed him mine and he didn't show me his.
Matt: I hope to God you're talking about your boobs.
Matt: It would probably have been easier if you had showed him your boobs.
Christine: Yeah, no kidding. I always forget I have them.
Burton: I love you.
Christine: I bet you do.
Original International Airdates:
Czech Republic: November 23, 2012 on Nova Cinema
The German episode title is "Ich liebe dich", meaning "I Love You". The French episode title is "Le Grand saut", meaning "The Big Leap".
Marly and Lindsay don't appear on this episode.
Rebroadcast on July 3rd, 2006 at 9:30 PM
The first showing aired at 8:30 instead of 9:30 due to basketball.