The New Adventures of Old Christine

Season 3 Episode 6

New Adventures of Old Christine

Aired Wednesday 8:00 PM Mar 10, 2008 on CBS



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Christine: Why is the phone wet?
      Matthew: Why are you dating a nine-year-old?
      Christine: Fair enough.

    • Christine: Men do it all the time.
      Matthew: Men do what all the time?
      Christine: You know, date...youngsters.
      Matthew: You're dating a youngster?

    • Christine: Hi, Timmy.
      Matthew: Timmy. Perfect.
      Timmy: I ran away from home.
      Matthew: No, now it's perfect.

    • Christine: I even kind of hate you right now.
      Richard: What'd I do?
      Christine: If you hadn't tricked me into marrying you, we wouldn't have gotten divorced, you wouldn't be dating New Christine and I wouldn't be going on a blind date right now!
      Richard: I can't tell you how sorry I am.

    • Christine: Why did I let you talk me into a fix up? It was a disaster! His mother caught us kissing on the couch.
      Matthew: Oh, my God! Is she gonna call our mom? You're gonna be so grounded.

    • New Christine: (about Timmy) What's wrong?
      Christine: What's wrong? I... I'm, like, ten years older than him.
      Richard: Your bra is ten years older than him.
      Christine: (stares at Richard) Yeah, the store where I bought it isn't even open anymore.

    • Christine: It's not a crime, men do it all the time! [date women much younger]
      Shelley: Men are disgusting.
      Christine: Oh... yeah.

    • Lindsay: (to Christine) I swear to God you were put on this earth to scare the crap out of me.

    • Marly: Well, the first piece is a suite, so don't clap between movements. OK?.
      Richard: (giggling like a kid) Hehehe... movements.
      Old Christine: (looking at Richard adoringly) I love you.

    • Christine: Look at these ladies. They're not on dates.
      Matthew: (looking at the four lesbians across the aisle) I think they may be dating each other.
      Christine: (sighs) Oh, that's smart.

    • New Christine: We live in a city full of culture, and we never take advantage of anything. Maybe this weekend we should go to a museum.
      Richard: Pass.
      New Christine: (relieved) I love you.

    • Christine: What about those ladies in the box next to us? I thought the whole beauty of being a lesbian was that you didn't have to have sex anymore.
      Richard: Not in the movies I've seen.

    • New Christine: (to Christine) There's a guy in my office who would be perfect for you: he's smart, he's sweet, he's funny.
      Richard: And you know what they say. 'Opposites attract'.

  • Notes

    • Original International Airdates:
      Czech Republic: December 18, 2012 on Nova Cinema

    • The German episode title is "Die neuen Abenteuer der alten Christine", an exact translation.

    • Rebroadcast on September 17th, 2008 and June 4th, 2009 at 8:30 PM

    • This episode was part of the show's Emmy Awards 'For Your Consideration' DVD for this season, and Cabot McMullen and Amy Feldman were nominated for an Emmy in the Outstanding Art Direction For A Multi-camera Series category for their work on this episode.

    • This episode aired at a special 8:30ET/7:30CT time to fill in for the cancelled Welcome to the Captain.

  • Allusions