"New" Christine Hunter
"Old" Christine Campbell
Matthew: We can't let Christine think she can forbid us!
Barb: No, we're not backing down. We'll get married if we have to. By the way, my family's gonna hate you.
Matthew: Yeah, my grandfather's not exactly gonna make a toast.
Christine: Who am I mad at?
Richard: You still have the Sizzler.
Christine: All you can eat means all you can eat, Richard!
Richard: It doesn't mean all you can fit in your purse.
Christine: Listen, birthdays are for children. So I want you to take the money you would've used on a present for me and give it to charity.
Matthew: What charity do you want us to give money to?
Christine: Oh, I don't know, something that has to do with kids. Or gays. If you could find one that's about gay kids, that would be great!
Barb: Did you tell her?
Matthew: God, no. Do you remember when she felt left out when we both accidentally wore green pants?
Barb: And for the next month we all had to get dressed together every morning.
Barb: How does the post-sex work, exactly?
Matthew: Uh, there's usually awkward conversations, uncomfortable silences, the haunting sound bites of things you wish you hadn't said.
Barb: I regretted saying, "come to mama."
Matthew: Me, too.
Christine: Listen, I have come to the conclusion that I am not okay with you dating Matthew. In fact, I'm going to have to forbid you.
Barb: "Forbid" me? I don't think you want to do that.
Christine: I forbid them from dating, and they are going to date anyway.
Richard: Hold on, are you telling me they are in violation of your royal decree? Off with their heads!
New Christine: I thought she didn't want a party.
Matthew: No, she said 'whatever you do, don't throw me a party'. It's kinda like when she says, 'whatever you do, don't let me eat this whole thing' or, 'whatever you do don't let me drink more than two glasses of wine' or, 'whatever you do, don't leave me alone with this guy'.
Matthew: I slept with Barb... I'm serious.
Richard: Oh... my... God. When? Where? How?
Matthew: The other night... on a futon... the regular way.
Richard: She let you do that?
Matthew: That's not the regular way.
Christine: Okay, so Matthew, I'm going to need you to be back here at 3:00 to pick me up.
Matthew: Fine, but you know it doesn't really count as car-pooling if you don't drive, pay for gas, or thank me.
Christine: I own you, Matthew!
Matthew: Nobody owns Matthew but Matthew!
Original International Airdates:
Czech Republic: December 20, 2012 on Nova Cinema
The German episode title is "Ehe ist?", the German title of the show 'Til Death, adding a question mark.
Rebroadcast on September 17th, 2008 at 8:00 PM and June 11th, 2009 at 8:30 PM
Though credited, Alex Kapp Horner, Trevor Gagnon, and Tricia O'Kelley don't appear.
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