The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 4 Episode 6

Barb: So, do you want to rent this documentary on the electric car?
Christine: Or Kangaroo Jack?
Barb: Better!

Barb: Look at me, everything in this outfit stretches, so I don't have to stop eating... even after I'm full!

Brian: Excuse me, I'm sorry, but are you going to rent that electric car documentary?
Christine: Well we were, but then we decided to rent Kangaroo Jack instead.
Patrick: Wow, that's some leap.
Christine: Yeah, well we start out lofty but then we remember who we are!
Barb: Last week we went from Casablanca to Scooby Doo: Where's My Mummy..

Richard: New Christine and I are starting to plan the wedding, and luckily I only have on thing to do: pick out the chairs for the reception. And I want to do a good job, because when I'm good Christine gives me treats, if you know what I mean.
Matthew: I do.
Richard: Sexual treats.
Matthew: I said I did!

Christine: Hey Barb, how great is this? I mean, this is the first time that you and I have been single together since college. Oh my God, do you remember how hot we were when we were eighteen?
Barb: I was still wearing head gear and you had severe chin acne. We were not hot!

Brian: You even look more beautiful than you did in the video store.
Christine: This one's mine!
Patrick: What would you like to drink Barb?
Barb: I'll have a glass of Cabernet.
Patrick: Oh, a wine girl, huh? I like that. I actually own a little winery up north.
Christine: Switch. Switch. Switch!

Barb: What are you doing?
Christine: What, nothing. I'm talking to Patrick.
Barb: Uh huh. And how do you feel about Patrick?
Christine: I don't know... fine.
Barb: Christine, how do you feel about Patrick?
Christine: I love him! I think he might be the one.
Barb: You've only known him for ten minutes.
Christine: I know, but Barb, sometimes you find out a guy owns a winery and you just know!

Patrick: We're getting a little hungry over there so I though I'd order us some nachos.
Christine: Oh, you know what Patrick, I think that that is just moving a little to fast for me.
Patrick: Nachos?
Christine: Yea, well I'm just not looking for a relationship right now.
Patrick: You know what nachos are, right?

Christine: What is there not to like about me?
Patrick: I'm so sorry, it's just you're not my type. You're a little more aggressive than what I'm used to.
Christine: I'm sorry, okay, I haven't made out in a long time and I tend to skip bases.