Barb: So, do you want to rent this documentary on the electric car?
Christine: Or Kangaroo Jack?
Barb: Look at me, everything in this outfit stretches, so I don't have to stop eating... even after I'm full!
Brian: Excuse me, I'm sorry, but are you going to rent that electric car documentary?
Christine: Well we were, but then we decided to rent Kangaroo Jack instead.
Patrick: Wow, that's some leap.
Christine: Yeah, well we start out lofty but then we remember who we are!
Barb: Last week we went from Casablanca to Scooby Doo: Where's My Mummy..
Richard: New Christine and I are starting to plan the wedding, and luckily I only have on thing to do: pick out the chairs for the reception. And I want to do a good job, because when I'm good Christine gives me treats, if you know what I mean.
Matthew: I do.
Richard: Sexual treats.
Matthew: I said I did!
Christine: Hey Barb, how great is this? I mean, this is the first time that you and I have been single together since college. Oh my God, do you remember how hot we were when we were eighteen?
Barb: I was still wearing head gear and you had severe chin acne. We were not hot!
Brian: You even look more beautiful than you did in the video store.
Christine: This one's mine!
Patrick: What would you like to drink Barb?
Barb: I'll have a glass of Cabernet.
Patrick: Oh, a wine girl, huh? I like that. I actually own a little winery up north.
Christine: Switch. Switch. Switch!
Barb: What are you doing?
Christine: What, nothing. I'm talking to Patrick.
Barb: Uh huh. And how do you feel about Patrick?
Christine: I don't know... fine.
Barb: Christine, how do you feel about Patrick?
Christine: I love him! I think he might be the one.
Barb: You've only known him for ten minutes.
Christine: I know, but Barb, sometimes you find out a guy owns a winery and you just know!
Patrick: We're getting a little hungry over there so I though I'd order us some nachos.
Christine: Oh, you know what Patrick, I think that that is just moving a little to fast for me.
Christine: Yea, well I'm just not looking for a relationship right now.
Patrick: You know what nachos are, right?
Christine: What is there not to like about me?
Patrick: I'm so sorry, it's just you're not my type. You're a little more aggressive than what I'm used to.
Christine: I'm sorry, okay, I haven't made out in a long time and I tend to skip bases.
Original International Airdates:
Czech Republic: December 28, 2012 on Nova Cinema
The German episode title is "Ein Single kommt selten allein", meaning "A Single Seldom Comes Alone".
Rebroadcast on February 23rd, 2009 at 9:30 PM
This episode aired in a special 8:30 timeslot to accomodate a 30-minute Barack Obama campaign ad at 8:00.
Though credited, Trevor Gagnon, Emily Rutherfurd, Alex Kapp Horner, and Tricia O'Kelley do not appear in this episode.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus and guest Tim DeKay can also be seen together in the Seinfeld episode "The Bizarro Jerry", with him in the title role.
The title refers to the 1990 film by Pedro Almodóvar, Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down!.
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