Max: I can't tell [Christine] what to do. She's a grown woman.
Matthew: Okay, first of all, she's hardly a "grown woman." She's still losing teeth. Second, she's only out with him because you forced her to go. You dared her.
Barb: You dared her? That's like sending Matthew on a date with Mr. Harris!
Matthew: When you say it, it just sounds creepy.