The New Normal

Season 1 Episode 1


Aired Tuesday 9:30 PM Sep 10, 2012 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Rocky: (Bryan pushes the buttons on his Mac but keeps getting an eror sound)

      (From off screen) Are you pushing it? Push it.
      Bryan: I have fingers it just goes bing.
      Rocky: Is it bin or bing?

      Bryan: Bing, bing, it's a bad bing. Makes it sound of terminal cancer or mymother pressing me for an intimate lunch.
      Rocky: (Rocky presses a button and the Mac automatically works) Got it.
      Bryan: Is this video thig gonna work now, because it's important.
      Rocky: Do you like these shoes you bought them for my birthday last week.
      Bryan: Great now you can eat the leaves at the top of the tree.
      Rocky: Half giraffe, half drag queen honey.