The New Normal

Season 1 Episode 1


Aired Tuesday 9:30 PM Sep 10, 2012 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Jane: (Aiming what appears to be a lighter in the shape of a gun) You, Hello Kitty out.
      Clay: Hey, that is a toy right?
      Jane: You know something Clay. I have put up with you for the past nine years. I put up with your ridiculous Fozzy Bear impersonations, with you're self diagnosed narcolepsy.
      Clay: No, that's real it's not just naps.
      Jane: I can't think of anything else to do except to kill you. Now unforunatley I couldn't live in prison without my lean cusine. So I am open to other options.
      Clay: (Revealing himself) I always found you to be really sexy Nana.
      Jane: Oh put that gherkin away.
      Clay: What's a gherkin.
      Jane: A tiny pickle.
      Clay: That's messed up.