Meadowlark: Don't worry the captain will get us back to shore.
Curly: What captain?
Meadowlark: Christopher Columbus Meadowlark, that's me.
Curly: But you never been to sea.
Meadowlark: So, Columbus never played basketball .
Curly: Columbus didn't know how to play basketball.
Meadowlark: See already I'm a better captain!