The Oblongs Season 1 Episode 5

Pickles: Hey, a framed photo of the family with novelty back drop.
Bob: They can put us in front of the great wall of china, on a Gondola in Venice or in front of the flaming gates of Hell.
Whole family: HELL!!!!

Biff: Hey.
Chip: Baby wanna make a baby?
Bob: Boys, leave the mannequin alone.

Velva: Its a good thing we have these action figures to help plan our rescue.
Gremlin: Yes, they make excellent gifts for Christmas, Hanukkah or as a substitute for love.

Pickles: Milo, would you be a dear and shoot mommy in the head?
(silence)
Milo: Dad will get mad...

Milo: Wanna play a game of Russian Roulette?
Pickles: How many bullets?
Milo: One in every chamber.
Pickles: I'm in!

Pickles: I'm sorry, I'm on the second day of my three day hangover.

Anita: I'm proud of you girlfriend, you managed to get your life back from an overwhelming- Pickles you're lighting your finger on fire!
Pickles(with her finger on fire): Aw, crap.
(Sticks it in her martini)
Look at that, that was a perfectly good finger. That's it, I'm quitting the booze too.
Anita: NO! I mean, why?
Pickles: Cigarettes and liquor go together, like porn and nachos.
Anita: But the money you've spent here has paid for the first half of a very expensieve operation.
Pickles: What operation?
Anita: Sorry, boundaries.