The O.C. Season 2 Episode 16

Carter: It's just a little thing I like to call my wedding anniversary.
Kirsten: You're divorced.
Carter: No wonder this party sucks.

Julie: (about her porn tape) It was the 80s. I was young, I had no money, and...it was the 80s.

Seth: Well, Coop, I think I got...
Marissa: First of all, only Summer calls me Coop.
Seth: Yeah, but I figured, we're back together now, and, you know, A equals C and B equals C, then A equals B. You know what I'm sayin'.
Marissa: No, I really don't.

Seth: I gotta say, this year, not as good as last.
Ryan: You think?
Seth: I do. I mean, look, we all tried some new things, and that was fun. Yard guys, illegitimate daughters, less fighting, more live music...
Ryan: Well, I think you remember last year as better because it was all new.
Seth: So you think I've sentimentalized the past all out of proportion?
Ryan: Yeah, come on. We can't keep living in last year.
Seth: Sure we can.

Marissa: Hey. I thought you weren't coming.
Ryan: Captain Oats was rather concerned that he wouldn't be represented.

Ryan: It's not about me, I'm here because of her mom.
Alex: What are you and Julie Cooper a team, now?

Ryan: I'm not going to the bonfire.
Julie: But you have go to the bonfire.
Ryan: What, are you and Seth working on the same team now?

Ryan: Live in the now, Seth.
Seth: I'm sorry. I'm afraid I can't do that.

Seth: I gotta say, last year? Better than this year.
Ryan: Maybe it's because last year was new.

Marissa: Hello, Mother. No I'm not coming home, okay, bye.

Alex: I need your advice, it's about Marissa.
Seth: Oh Okay, Well, I'm a little fuzzy on your guys' relationship, so perhaps you have some photos, or video, or things you ...

(At the bonfire)
Seth: Hey, I think Captain Oats would be very proud... or deeply disturbed by this visual.

Summer (to Seth) : We have a four alarm fire. Break out your hose Cohen. (Seth looks down...)
Summer : That was a metaphor.

Sandy: Julie, you scared me. More than usual.
Julie: Always a pleasure, Sanford.
Sandy: Only Caleb gets to call me Sanford because he won't not.

Seth (about Ryan): That guy worked an entire summer in construction. And also he enjoys architecture and burning stuff down.

Alex (to Marissa at the pep rally): I think....that this is your life, and I don't fit in.

Summer(talking to Marissa): You can't ride two horses with one ass...(Marissa looks at her)...It's a proverb.

Julie (after Marissa hangs up on her): She's such a little me!

Julie: I am so screwed.
Sandy: I know, I saw the footage.

Seth (to Captain Oats): Oats? Now, Ryan is going to use you as an inspiration. Now, if he touches you any place weird ... and by weird, I mean (whispers), I want you to neigh as loud as you can.

Kirsten: He (Carter)wants to take it beyond gossip and dish. Focus on culture, the local art scene.
Sandy: So it's really more of a pamphlet than a magazine.