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Sanford "Sandy" Cohen
James "Jimmy" Cooper
It is revealed that Julie is from Riverside, CA
Episode punch count: 4
Goof: When Ryan is in jail and the scary guy threw him down in the cafeteria, he throws him on the table with two hands, however the next second he has a fork in his hand, it would not be possible for him too grab a fork that fast
Goof: In the first episode, Ryan ordered a seventy-seven and it was in a tall glass with ice and something that looked a lot like mint. It was clear. In this episode Dawn orders exactly the same drink but what she gets looks a lot like whiskey in a short glass.
Goof: In the last episode... Ryan clearly has visible bruises from his punch up earlier in the night. You see them as he gets arrested. However, the next morning (presumably) when Sandy his attorney shows up all his bruises are gone.
Goof: In the coffee shop which seems quite small inside, it seems silly that the ladies who are talking rather loudly about Sandy, do not even notice him sitting two feet away from them.
Ryan: I used to want to be an architect.
Kirsten: What do you want to be now?
Kirsten: Me too.
Sandy: I got an early court date. I'm in and out of the office.
Kirsten: I have to set up for Casino Night. What about Ryan?
Sandy: I got two calls in to the private investigator about his mother.
Kirsten: Yeah, but what am I supposed to do with him?
Sandy: Take him with you. Spend some time together.
Kirsten: With all those women there?
Sandy: Sure, they'll love him.
Kirsten: (to Seth) Where do you think you're going?
Seth: What are you doing here?
Kirsten: Taking a Newpsie break. Where are you going?
Seth: I'm not going anywhere.
Seth: ... I'm going to juvie to visit Ryan.
Kirsten: No. No, you are not. No way.
Seth: Okay, bye.
Julie: Well, I think it's an absolute embarrassment that the fundraiser is two days away, and we still don't have a theme.
Taryn: Well, I thought it was Casino Night.
First Newpsie: I thought it was Monte Carlo Night.
Second Newpsie: No, it's Vegas Night.
Julie: See, this is a travesty.
Seth: If anything happens to Ryan, then it's all on you, so I hope you can live with that.
Kirsten: What I can't live with is if something was to happen to you because of him.
Seth: Like I meet someone who doesn't suck?
Kirsten: (to Rosa) ... Now all we need are the Bellinis. Can you make mine a double? Sandy: Wow, you're all set up for your Newpsie convention. Hey, when do these vultures land? Kirsten: Soon, and I bet I have a doily out of place somewhere. Sandy: Good. Gives them something to talk about.
Seth: I'm going to visit Ryan. I thought, you know, maybe you'd like to come. I'm sure he'd love to see you.
Marissa: Uh, what's that, Seth? Did you say you need a ride to a Star Wars convention?
Seth: Star Wars convention? I'm sorry, her top was off. You couldn't at least have said X-Men for me?
Sandy: It's gonna be okay.
Ryan: My mom ditched me. I burned your wife's house down. How is this going to be okay?
Marissa: Look, Luke and I got in a fight last night, okay?
Julie: So you got into a fight. You've had fights before. You guys have been together forever.
Marissa: Maybe that's the problem. I mean, what if there's someone else out there?
Julie: Like who, that boy from Chino? Marissa, do you want to end up like your Aunt Cindy, with four kids in a trailer park? She broke my mother's heart. I will not let you break mine.
Marissa: Oh, so now this is about you?
Sandy: Well, I should be off. Got to find the next kid to jeopardize the community. Maybe a black kid. Or an Asian kid. Bye, ladies.
Ryan: What are you even doing here?
Dawn: I came...for you.
Ryan: Why? What do you want from me? You left a note. A note.
Dawn: Okay, let me explain--
Ryan: You abandoned me. You threw me out. You just took off.
Dawn: I know, honey. I was...and AJ, and...the drinking, and...It's going to be different now.
Ryan: That's what you said when we moved from Fresno after dad got arrested.
Dawn: (about why she left Ryan) I didn't know what I was doing when I married your dad. I was too young when I had your brother. But with you...You were always the smart one. You know? The good one. When you got arrested...I knew I'd failed, and...you were my last hope. I should go.
Kirsten: You can't do this. You're his mother.
Dawn: I'm a mess. Not a mother.
Kirsten: You have a responsibility.
Dawn: I'm being responsible. I'm not wired for this. I can't care for anybody else. I don't have what you got. The way your husband looks at you. And your kid looks at you. Even my kid... Like, no matter what, you're going to make everything okay. You hold your family together. I tear mine apart.
Seth: By the end of the night, she might know my first name. Duty calls.
Jimmy: So, how's your mother?
Seth: Er, just... married.
Summer: (to Marissa) God, he loves you. He got in a fight, and burnt down a house for you. That's hot.
Dawn: I'm an embarrassment to my son.
Kirsten: Welcome to my world.
(after finding out that Seth is her good luck charm)
Summer: You're not going anywhere Sid.
Marissa: You can't just not talk to me.
Luke: Watch me.
(while she is drunk)
Dawn: You hate me.
Ryan: No, No I don't hate you, I love you mom.
(about Ryan to Kirsten)
Dawn: Take care of him ok, he deserves it.
Kirsten: Ryan's gonna stay with us now.
Seth:That's awesome. Thats awesome right? (to Ryan) come on let's talk about stuff.
Ryan: I'll unpack later.
(About Kirsten taking Ryan out of Juvie)
Sandy: Never knew you to be an impulsive shopper.
Summer: Still hasn't called you back? He was in lockup. Maybe he's into dudes now.
Julie: You will not believe what Sandy Cohen just said to me. He basically called me white trash! He said I was from Riverside!
Jimmy: Honey ... you are from Riverside.
Julie: It was his tone.
(after Julie finds out Kirsten lent Jimmy a loan)
Kirsten: I love your dress
Julie: You do? It's yours!
Sandy: (as he meets with Ryan in the Juvy visitation room) We've got to stop meeting like this.
"I Wanna Be Happy" by Brooke
"Sing Sing Sing (With A Swing)" by James Horner,
"Rain City" by Turin Brakes,
"The Science of Selling Yourself Short" by Less Than Jake
Kirsten: I know that I am not the perfect Carol Brady mom.
Carol Brady was the mother character on the late 60s - mid 70s American sitcom. She was seen as a perfect mother, as their family was sort of seen as a perfect family, that did everything the traditional, "good" way.
Sandy: Do you mind? (while taking some of Julie's muffin)
Melinda Clarke (Julie) apeared on a Seinfeld episode titled "The Muffin Tops" where Elaine sells just the tops of the muffin. When Sandy takes a piece of Julie's muffin, he takes the top.
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