The O.C. Season 4 Episode 2

Taylor: Look, you wanna be the next Julia "Butterfly" Hill, I support that. But to push away Seth for some guy who read Siddhartha and did a couple of "Outward Bound" courses -
Summer: Are you talking about Che? Che is just my friend and that is all. This is not a love triangle. I don't do love triangles anymore.
Taylor: Fine. But you're using him and all of this "Save the Earth" stuff to hide from Seth.
Summer: I'm not hiding from Seth.
Taylor: Really? Well, how often do you call him? Once a week? Once a month? Summer, just talk to me. Or, better yet, talk to Seth. Or write him a letter. But you have to tell him what you're going through. He'll understand.
Summer: I think you spent too much time in France. Because here, in America, we hide our feelings. And since when did saving the Earth become such a bad thing!?
Taylor: I never said that.
Summer: screaming No. But you came here with this big secret but you've spent the whole time telling me what's wrong with my life! And you're the one that's avoiding, avoider!
Taylor: Be that way. But you're gonna lose Seth. And then you'll wish you'd listened to me. And I was going to tell you how I went to France, got married, and now I have to get a divorce from my French husband, and you would've found the story très intèressant. Au revoir, Summer!

Kaitlin: Ask anybody. Gay dad always trumps slutty mom.

Julie: You've just made that up.
Kaitlin: Maybe. But it sounded true, didn't it?
Julie: Kaitlin. I can't do this. I can't... I can't keep this family together and have you running around like Miss Clockwork Orange.

Sandy: Volchok disappeared.
Julie: What are you talking about?
Sandy: Stop it! You told Ryan where to find Volchok. Even for you this is a new low.
Julie: Okay, you know what. You're crazy. I'm just going to say goodnight.
Sandy: You said Ryan then to commit a murder. I can have you arrested.
Julie: But then you get Ryan arrested, and you are not going to do that, are you?
Sandy: Depending on what happened to him. Or to Seth...
Julie: Okay, it's late. And I'm not in the mood for threats.
Sandy: Sit down! After everything our families have been through, you are putting our kids in danger.
Julie: At least you still have all your kids.

Seth: (walking drunk) Hi, excuse me...
Bartender: What do you want?
Seth: Nothing, actually, 18 tequillas is my limit... I'm looking for my friend Ryan, he's in there somewhere, he's looking for a guy named Volchok, he kinda killed his girlfriend...
Bartender: Leave.
Seth: I've got a tattoo pal! (screaming) A TATTOO!
Bartender: Now!
Seth: Okay.

Taylor: Oh, by the way, your roommate's a big slut.
Summer: Yea, I know.

Julie: The world is an immoral toilet bowl, and one day we'll all be flushed.
Kaitlin: Wow, that's a really uplifting message for your daughter.

Summer: Taylor, they are going to cut down this tree!
Taylor: Well then, we'll have a fire.

Taylor: Move it, hippies!

Sandy:(about Seth's tatoo)Well, it does have a certain-
Seth: Gay vibe? We're you gonna say gay vibe?
Sandy: Exactly.

Sandy: Huh.
Kirsten: That's exactly what I said.
Sandy: And there was nothing else?
Kirsten: Nothing.
Sandy: Angry, nudfo, chocolate love. Nood-fo, nuhd-fo, is that a word?
Kirsten: Not that I know of.
Sandy: When did you find this?
Kirsten: Just now. When I went to see if the boys had anything to give to the clothing drive.
Sandy: You tried calling them?
Kirsten: No answer.
Sandy: You know what I think this is?
Kirsten: A coded message.
Sandy: Nothing. It's probably the name of a band, Seth wrote it on a piece of paper and put it in his pocket. Relax, sweetheart.
(Sandy's phone rings)
Sandy: Hello.
Seth: Dad, it's me. Did you get my note, I had to write it in code in case Ryan found it.
Sandy: Right, the note.
Seth: Yeah, he says he's not going to do anything to Volchok...
Sandy: Wait! Wait! What?
Seth: I thought you got the note?
Sandy: No, no, no! I got the "Angry nudfo chocolate love" note, I didn't get the one about Ryan following Volchok!
Kirsten: What!?
Seth: It's an anagram.
Sandy: Oh yeah? Well since when is there a "g" in "Ryan"?
Seth: I was in a rush, I had to add a few letters so it made sense.
Sandy: Well you certainly succeeded, because this thing is about as clear as mud.
Kirsten: Ryan found Volchok, of course.
Sandy: Where are you?
Seth: Okay, don't freak out.
Kirsten: Please say Newport.
Seth: We're in Mexico.
Kirsten: He didn't say Newport did
he?
Seth: We're at a gas station outside of Ensenada, but Ryan promises he just wants to see Volchok.
Sandy: I want you guys back here right now!
Seth: No offense dad, but that may be a tad unrealistic.
Sandy: Let me talk to Ryan.
Seth: Ya. I got to go. I'll call you later.
Sandy: Seth!

Dean Torres: Mr. Street said she fell asleep twice in latin.
Julie: Well you can't blame her for that. I'm getting no reception, how many bars do you have?
Dean Torres: She has a whole slew of missed assignments and during bio lab, Mr. Cassel got the strong sense Kaitlin was flirting with him.
Julie: Is he the really short one? I'm sure she just thought he was a student.

Dean: And you and Kaitlin? Talk about school, her life?
Julie: (laughs) I'm sorry. Look, Kaitlin is fifteen years old. If I don't find voodoo dolls of myself in her bedroom, I'm happy.

Julie: Something wrong?
Kirsten: The boys went to Mexico without asking us. I'm sure they're fine, but-
Julie: Wait, Seth went too? Why - I mean, he just doesn't seem like Mr. Donkey show. Not that they're at a donkey show, or even know what a donkey show...Have you seen how great some of these clothes are?
(Phone rings)
Kaitlin: What's a donkey show?
Kirsten: That's a question for your mother.

Summer: Taylor? What are you doing in my bed?
Taylor: Do you want to get in? We could snuggle.

Che: What an amazing spirit you have. I bet in a past life you were an eagle, soaring through mountain passes. Do you ever have dreams of flying?
Summer: No, not really.

Seth: So where are we going?
Ryan: Mexico.
Seth: Perfect, I need chiclets.