The O.C. Season 3 Episode 24

Julie: You changed your mind.
Neil: No, you changed my mind. You're a very passionate woman. And surprisingly principled.
Julie: I'd like to think so.

Ryan: Whatever you're into. Drugs, guns...
Volchok: That's none of your business.
Ryan: I know. And I don't want it to be.

Summer: He told me that he wasn't going to Brown. And then I saw him there with Anna.
Sandy: He said he wasn't going to Brown?
Summer: Well yeah, because he didn't get in. But that was before RISD.
Sandy: What do you mean, he didn't get in?
Summer: I thought he only lied about it to me.

Summer: Oh my God. Mr. C. you totally scared me.
Sandy: Sometimes I scare myself, Summer.

Julie: He can be self-righteous, pompous and annoying, but Sandy's very moral.

Kaitlin: I'd really hate to get locked up in the summer.
Hadley: Obvi! I get so horny in the summertime.
Kaitlin: Honey, you're always horny.
Hadley: Shut up.
Kaitlin: You shut up.
Marissa: Ok, both of you shut up!

Seth (outside Kirsten's bedroom): Are you decent? If I come in am I inviting years of therapy?

Theresa: I had fun. And after you left things got pretty interesting in the limo with Taylor and the date. I don't know what the Korean word for threesome is, but I'm pretty sure it was used.

Sandy: You smoked pot in our home.
Seth: Would you rather I do it somewhere else? Like my college dorm?
Sandy: That would require you getting into college.
Seth: Do you think it's such a great idea me going away to college when mom's been drinking again?
Sandy: What are you talking about?
Seth: Maybe if you paid attention to anything other than that stupid hospital you'd notice mom's been passing out before dinner.
Sandy: Don't talk to your father like that.
Seth: That would require you to act like my father.

Marissa: Hey, Sum. How are you?
Summer: I wish I could pluck out my eyeballs with a fork and rinse them in a tall glass of ice water.
Marissa: Yeah, that's a hangover.

Marissa: So what's the deal with this crest thing?
Kaitlin: I'm pretty sure it's in his room but there's no way that he or his army of probably-gay-and-totally-in-love-with-him homeboys would let me in there.

Kirsten: Why don't you say good morning to Newport's Man of the Year?
Seth: I knew it was only a matter of time before this town recognized my contribution to the community.
Ryan: Have to be a man first. Congratulations Sandy.

Summer (making out with Seth): Where was your dad going this morning?
Seth: You're thinking about my dad.
Summer: He had his briefcase with him, does he usually keep important papers in there?
Seth: Oh, you're turning me on.

Seth: Hey man! So this is a good day for me Ryan. I finally came clean, told the truth about not getting into Brown, and things are great. Life is so much better when you're honest. You mean what you say, you say what you mean. I feel like you.
Ryan: Well now that you're on a roll, you gonna tell Sandy and Kirsten about Brown too?
Seth: Yeah, I don't think so. I'm gonna wait a little bit on that one.

Kaitlin: His name is Trevor Knightly, and he's the captain of the lacrosse team.
Hadley: Uh, those girls are like his groupies. Lacrossetitutes.

Kaitlin: Thanks again, that was pretty cool.
Hadley: Yeah, I mean the way Kaitlin talked about you, I thought you'd be totally wasted and have all these problems…
Marissa: Right.

Taryn: Ryan, is that you?
Ryan: Hey!
Taryn: Well I was just coming back from my tennis lesson and I thought, isn't that the Cohen's car?
Ryan: It is!
Taryn: Well, save me a dance at Sandy's party tonight! And, uh, bring your friend! (whispering) He's hot!

Seth (finding Summer snooping around Sandy's desk): What are you doing?
Summer: Nothing. Looking for stamps.
Seth: You mailing a letter?
Summer: Not without stamps! Let's go make out upstairs.

Marissa (with British accent): Hi, are you Trevor?
Trevor: Yeah.
Marissa: I'm Marissa, the new foreign exchange student. I just got here from London.
Trevor: I love London.
Marissa: Well I was hoping you could give me a tour, starting with your dorm room?
Trevor: Sounds good, but I did my junior year abroad at Oxford. I don't buy that phony English accent for a second.
Marissa (drops accent): Ok fine, I'm a stripper. Your friends hired me for your birthday.
Trevor: My birthday's not for 6 months.
Marissa: Do you want to see me take my clothes off or not?

Kirsten (at AA meeting): The only thing worse than relapsing, is that my husband doesn't know. He's involved in this business deal and, it's gotten very ugly, and, uh, well he might even be arrested. And I'm not blaming anyone. I'm the only one with the power to drink or not to drink. I just really need the man I married right now.

Ryan: Nobody's going to believe you.
Volchok: I don't care if they do. 'Cause I got nothing to lose, and you got everything.