The O.C. Season 4 Episode 4

Ryan: Taylor, hey.
Taylor: Hi Ryan, are you working at El Puavo Guapo? You know that means the handsome turkey?
Ryan: That's why I took the job.

(on the phone)
Taryn: Are you joining us tonight?
Julie: Actually, I'm here with... Uhm ... Kirsten. And we were thinking about maybe...
Taryn: ... Order in and watch a movie? Oh honey, even with the wonders of elective surgery, you'll only be this hot for so long. Have fun when you can! Julie, are you still there?
Julie: I'll call you back.

Spitzie: I don't have that many guy friends anymore.
Sandy: Who does? Who's got the time?
Spitzie: Work, family, then more work, you know. When did it get so hard?
Sandy: Well, when we were kids, all you had to do was ask: "Hey, want to play some pool?". And we didn't have cell phones.

(Seth and Summer are watching "The Valley")
Summer: So disgusting!
Seth: I don't know. I think you're being too hard on April. Derek sneers. He's really messed up.
Summer: No, it's just... I don't like the show anymore. All you hear are fake problem, fake people just to distract from the real problems in the world.

Sandy: Hey, hey... Is everything okay? Because I guess it's not really.
Ryan: I didn't get fired, I didn't punch any drunk customer. That sounds great.
Sandy: One day a time. One foot in front of the other. Eventually it'll get easier.
Ryan: Why? As soon as I start to forget about her?
Sandy: No, you'll never get to forget about her. But... life goes on.
Ryan: Not the same way.
Sandy: No... But you have got to make this life work.
Ryan: But I do, you know. I got a job, I go there, and go home, and talk to the fewest people possible.
Sandy: If it was only that easy... Unfortunately if you get mixed up with other people's life... Help them out the jams. Seems to be what you do. How could you not? I'd hate to see you turning the back to that. It would be like turning your back to yourself.

Psychologist: A lot of people do change when they go to college.
Summer: But not me. I love shopping, tanning and celebrity gossip. Always have, always will. (beat) I think I've to. If I ever want things to be good with my boyfriend again.
Psychologist: Summer, just promise you'll take it slow.
Summer: Totally.

Kirsten: (about Sandy's colleague) Why don't you use some of that Sandy Cohen's charm, I'm sure he won't be able to resist!
Sandy: It has been a long time since I've been out there, honey. (mocking) What if Spitzie doesn't like me?
Kirsten: (almost laughing) Are you calling him Spitzie now?

Kaitlin: Don't worry, we'll find you another old dude to pay for all your stuff and cheat on you.
Julie: Is that what I'm teaching you?
Kaitlin: Pretty much.
Julie: Well, no more! Now that we have our house situation handled, I'm officially giving up men.
Kaitlin: Good one. That'll last a week. Max.

(Kaitlin, along with Luke's younger brothers Eric and Brad Ward, are trying to get into a nightclub using fake I.D.'s. While Kaitlin gets in, the boys are not as lucky)
Doorman: Sorry boys, not tonight.
Eric: What?! Why?
Kaitlin (trying to persuade the doorman): I'm sorry, is there a problem with their I.D.'s? Because, they're with me.
Doorman: There's a problem with them. See I have the right to refuse entrance to anybody, and tonight that includes dorks (points to Brad) and virgins (points to Eric), so just beat it guys.

Kirsten: So are you really giving up on men?
Julie: Men are to me what chardonnay is to you: one sip and I'm upside down on a chandelier...not that you've ever done that.

Seth (on the phone): Hey Summer. I know flying home early is your move but I stole it. I just want you to keep doing what you're doing because I think it's pretty amazing. If you don't hear from me for a while, it's not because I don't love you, it's because I do.

Sandy: I got an excuse to come by for you and get shrimp tacos.
Ryan: Yeah, Kirsten warned me about that, you're limited to two a week.
Sandy: Ah, I knew I should have divorced that dame.

Taylor (trying to get Ryan to sign a document): Well did you at least read this part where I say what a great lover you are?

Taylor: Did you get a chance to look at that silly little document?
Ryan: Yeah, I did, and I had a question for you... (pointing at a part on the document) What does that mean?
Taylor: Oh, that's just lawyer speak; you know party of the first part, party of the second part.
Ryan: So it doesn't say that we've had sex like thirty times?

Taylor: Well back to you, and your life: What is your favorite fruit?
Ryan (shaking his head): Peaches.
Taylor: He used to say my breasts were like two soft-
Ryan (interrupting): Is that him?!

Taylor: You know that shirt really brings out your eyes.
Ryan: ...It's black.

Seth: So the old you is back?
Summer: In all my artificially tanned glory.

Ryan: I'm gonna walk home, I'm kinda sweaty.
Sandy: Yea I wasn't offering you a ride.