The O.C. Season 4 Episode 9

(talking about Pancakes, the bunny)
Ryan: Dude, you can't bring an animal in here. What are you doing?
Seth: How dare you talk to your nephew that way!

Kaitlin: We're supposed to talk about the book like Buck would, and well Buck is a dog. So I think that Buck would say: ruff ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff ruff ruff, ruff ruff.
Teacher: Okay Kaitlin, that's enough, you can sit.
Kaitlin: But the assignment was 500 words. I'm not done yet.
Teacher: Ruff, ruff, ruff. They got it.
Kaitlin: Okay.

Taylor: This is my first real Ryan situation, everything else has been French husbands and slutty aliens.
Kirsten: Excuse Me?!
Taylor (ignoring her): It's like the first real test of our relationship.

Seth: Oh, and I've been thinking Yates, or maybe Shelley.
Summer: You're working on the guest list?
Seth: Those are poets Summer, and their words will inspire my vows. Have you been working on yours?
Summer: Why yes, I was thinking Shell Silverstein with a dash of Dr. Seuss. I meant what I said I said what I meant, an Elephant's faithful 100 percent.

(As Seth and Ryan talk about Seth and Summer's engagement)
Ryan: The ring you gave her, glows in the dark.
Seth: I KNOW!! That's so cool!

Sandy: Well, people can change. (Talking about Ryan's dad)
Ryan: Too bad all it took was a terminal illness.

Kaitlin: I think this book is a metaphor for being a teenager. How, the more crap you go through, the more you wanna be alone.

Kaitlin: We're supposed to talk about the book from Buck's perspective. And Buck was a dog, so Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof...

Sandy: Hey.
Ryan: Are you alright?
Sandy: I'm from the Bronx, used to hit guys all the time. Key term, used to.

Ryan: Hey, why are you still in bed are you sick or something?
Seth: I am sick Ryan. Sick of being engaged.

Julie (to Frank): You get caught lying about cancer you get punched, those are the rules.

Summer: We're engaged.
Julie: Oh, that's great! (looks at Summer's face) I think? You're young, but hey, it worked for me.
Summer: You can't tell anyone.
Julie: No, no, but Summer, did ... are you?
Summer: No, no, we thought that I might be.
Julie: Then why are you getting married?
Summer: Because he asked me and I said yes.
Julie: and now you don't want to call it off because you don't want to hurt his feelings.
Summer: Mmmm (shakes her head)
Julie: Or cause if you do, he'll get the upper hand.
Summer: Exactly
Julie: Now we're talking my kind of dating game.
Summer: Manipulating the opposite sex. God Julie, why didn't I come to you earlier!
Julie: Thank you Summer.

Ryan (to Seth): If you're too chicken to tell her how you feel, give her no choice but to tell her how she feels ... smoke her out!

Seth: (talking to Summer's rabbit, Pancakes) Don't listen to mean Uncle Ryan, Pancakes, that's just the 'roids talking...I know, they do make him huge!