The O.C. Season 2 Episode 4

(After Julie told Jimmy how she screwed up)
Jimmy: Wow, I never heard you admit to having faults before, this is, this is fun.
Julie: I was hoping you'd give me a confidence boost I suppose I don't have that coming.

Jimmy: My favorite sandwich, surprise pop in.
Julie: Yes, it's work.
Jimmy: Don't tell me, you screwed up, power went straight to your head, you rocked the boat too hard.
Julie: You can stop.

Ryan: How about I point out a girl, you tell me whether or not you'd date her.
Seth: How about I tell you whether or not she'd date me.
Ryan: Yeah, exactly.

Julie: (to Kirsten) See, I`m not totally useless.

Alex: Maybe you should tell her.
Ryan: Tell who what?
Alex: Lindsay, that you like her... I`m not offended, it`s OK, it`s a group hang and listen, no offense here, but I`m not really feeling the spark.
Ryan: Wow, an honest conversation with a girl, that`s new for me.

Julie: (taking the ficus away) Running this company is more than just plant life Kirsten, even you should know that.

Kirsten: Look, the key to good leadership is delegation, so why don`t you delegate this kind of stuff to me (budget proyections) so that you are free to..
Julie: Continue being stupid.

Julie: (entering Kirsten`s office) Look who has a new ficus!
Kirsten: Ah, I have a ton of work to do, if you could..
Julie: I figured now that I`m in charge I could introduce a little more life into this place. A ficus here, an orchid there, next thing you know we are..
Kirsten: a rain forest..

Sandy: (To Kirsten) You`re not bringing me down honey, you heard Seth.. it`s a new era!
Seth: (entering the room) Sure it is father!

Seth: So. To recap. I got disco-ed by two girls in one night, and unfortunately that's just... not the first time it's happened.

Seth (to Summer): Can I talk to you for like, one minute? Zach, I'm really sorry.
Zach: Okay, I'm gonna go jump off the pier.

Sandy: I tried to talk to Phyliss earlier, but I left my Ouija board at home.

Seth: I've redefined rock-bottom like several times tonight.

Julie: Now I know I'm not your favorite person right now, but I have a way to make it up to you.
Kirsten: This can't be good.

Sandy: Today he sent me to go meet with his former assistant, Phyliss.
Kirsten: Phyliss died last year.
Sandy: Exactly. Literally, dead ends.

Summer: Cohen... Ryan.
Seth: I have a date.
Summer: Wow! Have fun with Captain Oats.

Seth: My friend Ryan, he's really cool, okay? He's very anti-establishment. He enjoys sunset walks on the beach, punching people, and not smiling.
Alex: And that's how you see me?
Seth: Yeah. Except with less smiling.

DJ: So, what, are we friends now?
Marissa: Judging by this conversation, probably not.

Caleb: Are you a frittata man?
Sandy: I'm fine.

Ryan (about Lindsay): She's argumentative... bossy.
Seth: Yeah, that's my type.

Seth (about Lindsay): She's musical, she's witty... hopefully she's free for lunch.

(She is referring to Ryan arranging a date between her and Seth)
Lindsay: (to Ryan) It was a colossally bad idea, especially bad! The invasion of Iraq is looking pretty good in comparison.

Seth (to Ryan): Her with a tattoo, you with a wristband. That's like the ultimate-wrong-side-of-the-tracks love story.

(Seth is talking Ryan into dating or at least hanging out with Alex.)

(Lindsay catches Seth and Ryan scoping out the girls at Harbor high and rating them.)
Lindsay (to Ryan and Seth): So how does this work? Is there a ranking system or is each girl judged on her individual merits? And by her merits I mean rack and/or ass.

Caleb: I do build lots of buildings, I've done very well for myself, started up with nothing, and still I strive for more, never satisfied. What do they call that?
Sandy: Greed.

Seth: Oh. You think I'm cute.
Alex: When you're not talking.

Zach (to Summer): Maybe you should go home and log onto some kind of Cohen chatroom, ok, I've had enough.

Seth (to Lindsay): Well Ryan and Marissa it's an epic tale right there, but Summer and I are equally as fascinating. She is my shorty last year, but then she got served.

Kirsten: Oh, she just grazed an ass (when Julie is trying to woo male clients to re-invest in The Newport Group)

Julie: Would you get me a copy of this document, I need it on my desk.
Kristen: Julie, that's the lunch menu.

Julie: Truth is, being CEO is a bitch.
Jimmy: Hmm. You'd think you'd be a natural.

Summer: If Cohen is the virus, Zach is the cure. He is the anti-Cohen.