The O.C. Season 3 Episode 23

Summer: You know, just everyone, leave me alone.
Seth: She probably just needs a moist washcloth. Or maybe, like, a towelette.
Anna: Cohen.
Seth: What? What? Is there a no-towelette clause in your plan? 'Cause right now I'm thinking that phase two kinda sucks. Does anyone have a towelette? Does anyone have a towelette?!?! We've gotta find a towelette!

Marissa: So do you think Kevin will like this?
Summer: Yeah, if it rips off easy.

Seth: Ah, there she is. Look at a true friend, Ryan. 2000 miles she flies.
Anna: In a middle seat.
Seth: All to make sure Summer and I go to the prom together. Tell me, would you do so much?
Ryan: Let's not test it.

Summer's Voicemail: "Hey it's Summer. Leave a message."
Seth: Summer, hey. I just want to apologize for what happened in the girls bathroom today. I didn't mean to follow you in. Or spook Mrs. Rushfield. I was just trying to explain that the idea of a romance between me and Anna is so insane that-
Anna: Hello Seth.
Seth: I gotta go.

Kirsten: When are we gonna talk about us?
Sandy: In public again, or were you thinking about something a little more private this time?
Kirsten: I'm sorry I attacked you. But it at least got you to listen.

Seth: I love you, but if I have to spend my senior prom with you playing video games, I'm gonna kill myself.

Taylor: Now you know how I'm going with Sun Ho.
Summer: The guy from the Korean barbecue?
Taylor: Oh yeah. We, like, totally found each other at the sweatshirt party. He's got this wonderfully hairless body. It's like hooking up with a seal.
Summer: I have to go.

Anna: Seth, she wants to feed your bones to sharks. You have nothing to lose.

Summer: Cohen, I have a confession to make...(vomits loudly off side of bean bag)
Seth: Impressive.
Summer:...I love you.
Seth: I love you too...We can kiss later!
(Summer pukes again)
Seth: Uh...Want me to hold your crown?
Summer: No!
Seth: ....Hey....wow, rigatoni.

Seth: That's Summer's date. Looks like the guy in Fullmetal Alchemist.

Seth: Summer sees me with Anna at the dance, and confronted with the reality of a world without Seth Cohen, she comes to her senses.
Ryan: Uh huh, because a world without you…
Seth: … is a world without sun, Ryan. It's a world without warmth.

Summer: Look, my date's gonna be here soon, he's king of a rock star. You may have heard of him, Big Korea.

Taylor: You have to go, you were prom queen last year!
Summer: Yeah, well, the queen is dead.

Summer: Not only will I not go to prom with you, but if you and I were stranded on a deserted island, I would take the nourishment that your meager frame has to offer and I would feed your bones to the sharks.

Seth: Plus, I assume she'll be going with the surf nazi anyway, unless he's selling crack to a blind kid or… (seeing Volchok kissing another girl) fondling some girl on the end of the pier.

Seth: Why not Tina Woo? She's been looking really hot lately.

Ryan: Have you told Summer that there is nothing going on between you and Anna?
Seth: I try but everytime I get close she blows her rape whistle. (whistles) ...Rape!