The O.C. Season 3 Episode 12

Seth: Ryan, don't you see?
Ryan: Not so much.
Seth: Things are going way too well around here.
Ryan: What?
Seth: Marissa got back into Harbor, you guys seem to have resolved your surftastic love triangle, my girlfriend got a near perfect score on her SATs, but we've never been happier.
Ryan: Seth it's senior year, it's, it's supposed to be the best year ever.
Seth: No, you should know better, everytime things are going too well around here it's when doom comes knockin'
Ryan: Doom?
Seth: Aah knockin'(Doorbell Rings)... or aah ringin'. Right on time. Don't answer it, it's probably a flaming bag of crap.

Summer: Hey guys, good morning! (to Seth) Ready to go? It's the third day of the Pride and Prejudice mini series in English class!
Seth: Summer, the show you're about to see has all the makings of a classic Jane Austen novel. You've got sisters, lies, and bosoms.

Kaitlin: So, I show up at my house to surprise my mom and this Persian dude answers the door.
Ryan: I'm sorry?
Kaitlin: I figured he was the new butler. But, then I saw his shoes – Prada. I thought, maybe he's my new stepdad? And I was about to like, hug him, and then his wife shows up. And no matter how rich the guy is, my mother would never join a harem.
Ryan: Uh, I don't think….
Kaitlin: So I was like, Persian dude, what are you doing at my house? And where is my mother? And he was all like, who's your mother? So I told him. And he tells me that my mother moved and that all the mail is being forwarded here.
Ryan: Uh, I think that you may have…
Kaitlin: Are you gonna invite me in or what? Jeeze Ryan. I see Newport hasn't improved your manners at all.
Ryan: Oh my god…

Seth: Oh my God, Kaitlin Cooper?
Kaitlin: Weird kid neighbour... hi.

Kaitlin: Gus, I'm sorry! My mom said I can't open the door for you again! Even if you actually have candy!

Summer: Late night last night?
Neil: Actually, I wanted to tell you I went on a date.
Summer: With Veronica Townsend?
Neil: How'd you know?
Summer: Word gets around when Orange County's Cruella nabs her next puppy.

Marissa: Hey, guys! Good morning.
Seth: Hey, I love how people just come in now. No more of that useless back and forth through the front door.

Summer: Um, who let you in?
Taylor: I speak fluent housekeeper.

Summer: I had three messages from Taylor this morning.
Seth: I told you, she has abused puppy syndrome. If you show her the tiniest bit of affection, she's gonna follow you around for the rest of your life.

Sandy: You know Veronica Townsend?
Neil: Do I know Veronica Townsend? Sandy, I know every former A-cup in this town.

Sandy: We can't give in to threats like that. We don't negotiate with the Newpsies.

Seth: Are you talking about Kaitlin's transformation from horsy-tweener to lanky-limb jailbait?

Sandy: Oh, Julie wants us to wait till she gets here before we tell Kaitlin --
Seth: That her family's a prime candidate for Pimp My Double-wide?