The O.C. Season 4 Episode 6

Kaitlin: Sweetheart, you are so gay

(in Ryan's imagination,he sees Taylor washing windows)
Taylor: Are you dirty, Ryan?

Julie: Breakfast okay.
Bullit: Should I call you or nudge you?

Ryan: Look, I'm not really ready for a relationship right now. Or a girlfriend.
Taylor: Uh, girlfriend? Cart, horse? Aren't you getting a little ahead of yourself, there? Well, I mean, just because I wanna use your body as a jungle gym, doesn't mean that we have to get married.
Ryan: I see.

(About Taylor paying Roger to like her)
Ryan: Well it's...it's a little strange.
Taylor: Well, so am I. Which is why you ran away from me last night.
Ryan: No, it wasn't because you're strange.
Taylor: You don't find me strange?
Ryan: No, I do.

(After viewing video)
Summer (on phone): He's gonna run? That coward!
Seth: I'm gonna watch it again for background noise, visual clues, anything that might tip me off to his whereabouts.
Summer: No, Cohen, Che has had survival training, okay? He's probably hiding in a cave somewhere with Osama Bin Laden.

Seth: (on cell) Why aren't you in school?
Summer: Because I got kicked out.
Seth: Summer, what did you do?
Summer: (sighs) I listened to stupid Che and his stupid plan and he sold me down the stupid river.
Seth: I knew anyone that sincere was not to be trusted.
Summer: I miss it already. I don't know what to do.
Seth: Yeah, well, I do.
Summer: What?
Seth: If he hurt you then I'm gonna hurt him.
Summer: That's funny, Cohen. See, I knew you could cheer me up.
Seth: I'm serious. You could at least act like it's halfway feasible that I could avenge your honor.
Summer: Wait, you're serious? No. No, no.
Seth: I'm gonna go so Ryan Attwood on his ass.
Summer: Wait, Cohen, no. I don't like this.
Seth: (whispers ominously) And neither will Che.

Ryan: Taylor? What are you doing tonight?
Taylor: Oh, well, I'm updating my blog. It's kind of a felicity by way of Anais Nin, the erotic memories of a soulful college girl--
Ryan: Taylor, tonight, are you busy?
Taylor (eyes widen in realization): Oh. Blog, schmog.
Ryan: Is that a yes?
Taylor: YES!! It is a yes, squared, in all caps, with an exclamation mark and a smiley faced emoticon!
Ryan: A simple yes will do.
Taylor: Yes.

Che: Summer bear. So, I heard the "Iron Fist of Justice" came crashing down on you, swiftly, without mercy.
Summer (sarcastically): Yup. Sounds like your plan worked out perfectly.
Che: Aw, come on. That's not fair.
(Summer raises eyebrows)
Che: Back at the reservation, they taught us that sometimes, the weaker gazelle must be devoured for the good of the herd.
Summer: Oh, Che, just shut up, okay? Before I tie you up with hemp rope, set you on fire, and get high off of the fumes from your burning flesh.
Che: Dark.

Kaitlin: Well...now that you and my mom are over, maybe you can help me with my stroke.
Spencer: Yeah, right. Look you got a great backhand but uh...no offense, I kinda have a no jail bait policy.
Kaitlin (sighing): Lame.

Ryan: What are you doing paying your gay friend Roger to pretend he's in love with you?
Taylor: Well what if I did? Hm? What if I did rent a homosexual for the evening...and pay him with rare collectibles from Asian cinema? What difference does it make to you?

Bullit (To Sandy): Well hold on there He-bro!

Kaitlin: You guys hurry up, I gotta tap these kegs because we're running out of time.
Summer and Taylor: Kaitlin!!

Kaitlin: Are you...gay?
Connor: What?! No! ...I don't think so.
Kaitlin: Sweetheart, you're so gay!

Ryan (Talking about Taylor): I like her.
Seth: Say what now? Why would you even think that?
Ryan: Because I keep imagining her on roller skates and washing windows with a big...bucket of soapy water.
Seth: Dude, your fantasies are so pedestrian, a sudsy girl? That's...so average.
Ryan: Doesn't mean it's not hot.

Che: Ignoring me is not going to make me go away.
Summer: How about killing you?

Taylor (To Summer and Che): Are you two handcuffed to each other?
Che: As a matter of fact, we are.
Taylor: Summer Roberts, you've learned a few things from that college roommate of yours!

Taylor: Summer! Che!
Summer: Taylor!
Che: Taylor!
Taylor (introducing): Roger: Summer; Che.
Summer: Roger.
Che: Roger.
Roger: Summer; Che.

Kaitlin: Going to a hotel with Sandy and Kirsten? They're not spicing their relationship up are they?
Julie: Please...Sandy and Kirsten?
Kaitlin: Yeah, they don't exactly scream threesome.
Julie: ...Just how old are you?

Taylor: Ryan...Boo! Didn't run away that time so you must not be that scared of me.

Julie (To Summer): You should go reclaim your bedroom; Taylor has boundary issues.

Sandy: So Kirsten told me she came in yesterday to apply for the job of substitute Seth.
Ryan: Yeah, she may have.
Sandy: Well you know if anyone is qualified we all know that it's me and I'm thinking the only reason you didn't ask me is because no interview is necessary.

(Auditioning to be the new Seth)
Kirsten: So, how does it work? Do I ask you what's on your mind?
Ryan: Uh, usually you talk about yourself, and I solve my problems on my own.

Seth (After Summer introduces him to the rabbit): What's the life span on these things?
Summer: Hey!
Seth: I'm just curious...I'm asking.
Summer: Infinity!

Ryan (After walking in on two naked guys on a bed): Uh...Taylor isn't in there with you guys is she?

Seth: He's not in his room, and neither was your roommate last night.
Summer: Yeah, that's because she's a huge slut.

Summer: Were you a good Ryan?
Seth: I was actually gonna borrow one from the Julie Cooper playbook and wait till Che was asleep and then smother him with a pillow.
Summer: Oh, my hero.

Taylor: Sorry I kissed you
Ryan: What? No, that's... cool.
Taylor:It's obviously not okay, you're totally uncomfortable around me now!
Ryan: No, no, um... it's... the kiss is not a problem
Taylor: Really? Good, because usually when I kiss a guy it ends in tears. His, not mine, because I'm a bit of a lip biter and you know sometimes I draw blood and...
(Ryan looks a little freaked)

Ryan: Taylor, that's...
Taylor: Normal, yeah. I have my moments.

Che: Just know that I hate myself more than you can ever hate me.
Summer: I'm capable of a lot of hating.
Seth: It's true.

Taylor: You're a sweet, smart, great guy Ryan Atwood. And hot. Did I mention hot?

Sandy: If there's anything else you need, I'm gonna be up in my room reading comic books and listening to indie rock.
Ryan: That's a good Seth.