(Oscar taps cigar ashes into Felix's cremation urn) Felix: That's for my ashes! Oscar: I'm giving you a headstart.
Felix: You're burying me between the captain of a garbage scow and the king of bowling. Over here, I was next to a concert cellist. He's on the guided tour -- everything! Oscar: We'll build a tunnel. You can visit.
Oscar: He'll love it! He'll be crazy about it! Felix, wait'll you hear! And if he doesn't like it, I'll kill him and stuff him in it anyway!
Oscar: King Tut was easier to bury than this guy.
Oscar: What do you want me to say? Felix: You can say this is the most irresponsible thing you've ever done. It's outrageous! Oscar: It's the most irresponsible thing I've ever done. It's outrageous. Felix: Well, you're just saying that!
Felix: The cemetary's on the phone. Oscar: Tell them I'm not ready yet.
Felix: (about searching for a burial plot) I don't believe people should wait until the last minute. Oscar: That's where we differ, buddy. I never heard of a corpse complaining about bad timing.
Oscar: Did you hear that, Felix? They promised you a rose garden! This is a play on the first line of Lynn Anderson's 1970 country hit, Rose Garden, which went, "I beg your pardon, I never promised you a rose garden."
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