Speed's real name is Homer Deagan and Vinnie's last name is Burrella.
Felix: Will you look at this? You've been home five minutes, already the place looks like...like an explosion in a delicatessen!
Oscar: (making plea) Not guilty with extenuating circumstances.
Judge: There's no such thing. You can only be guilty with extenuating circumstances.
Oscar: Yeah, but I'm gonna set a precedent.
Oscar: (about Murray) I'd break his nose, but I only got two hands.
Felix: If we should have to stay here overnight, what do you want, the upper or the lower?
Oscar: The upper. So I can step on your face when I wake up in the morning.
Felix: (reading jail cell graffiti) Hey, look at this: "Remember three little words and you'll always have money - stick 'em up. Burt Lancaster was too short - signed Birdman of Alcatraz. He took my case, he took my cash, now I'm in jail with a nervous rash."
Murray: You know, I got the worst record on the force. There are citizens that have made more arrests than I have.