The Odd Couple Season 2 Episode 23

Felix: Just been having a lovely chat with Miss Arnett. I told her the man she loves will be hers by the end of the week.
Professor Faraday: Hey, that's right. My wife will leaves town on Friday. (laughs with Oscar)

Oscar: How am I going to die?
Felix: I don't know. The vision is... it's foggy.
Oscar: Alright. I'll cancel the trip to London I wasn't going to take.

Felix: I've had a terrible vision.
Oscar: What?
Felix: You're going to die.
Oscar: For that, you woke me up? Couldn't let me die in my sleep?

Felix: There's a strangeness in my body. Oh, there're forces -- they're all around me and they're inside me, Oscar. I have spiritual power, I can feel it. Oscar, I'm Rosemary's Baby!

Murray: How would it look for a policeman to be walking down the street carrying a bottle of champagne in his hand?
Oscar: It would look like he took a bribe from Lawrence Welk.