Jack Klugman |
Oscar Madison |
Tony Randall |
Felix Unger |
Tracy Bogart |
Pat Rydell |
Guest Star |
Jim Boles |
Minister |
Guest Star |
Ric Carrott |
Steve O'Connor |
Guest Star |
Al Molinaro |
Murray Greshler |
Recurring Role |
Janis Hansen |
Gloria Unger |
Recurring Role |
Penny Marshall |
Myrna Turner |
Recurring Role |
Felix introduces Oscar to Murray in the flashback to the birth 13 years ago.
Felix: (about Myrna) A nice girl. A wonderful girl.
Oscar: A rotten secretary.
Felix: Isn't it always that way? It's the nice girls, the moral girls, the girls who wear a bra. They're the ones who get hurt.
Felix: Have you done this sort of thing before?
Dr. James: About a hundred times.
Felix: Well, I don't see any rubber gloves. Don't you usually wear rubber gloves???
Dr. James: No, no. I usually wear a catcher's mitt.
Gloria: Be tactful.
Oscar: I will. He won't even know I'm asking him to leave. 'Course I'm gonna be tactful.
Gloria: Okay.
Oscar: Felix. Get out!
Felix: You said, "When Gloria's ready to deliver, come to my place. I'm right near the hospital."
Oscar: I said that?
Felix: Yeah, yeah. Well, words to that effect. It's possible I said, "You're near the hospital, we ought to come to your place," and you said, "Alright, leave me alone."
Oscar: What do you want to wash that down with?
Myrna: Whaddaya got?
Oscar: Brown juice and green juice.
Myrna: What's the difference?
Oscar: Two weeks.
Myrna: Pass!
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