The Odd Couple

Season 5 Episode 8

The Subway Story

Aired Unknown Oct 31, 1974 on ABC



  • Quotes

    • Felix: Say, folks, anybody in this car got a flashlight?
      Oscar: I don't hear anything.
      Felix: What? It's dark. They can't hear in the dark. Anybody in our car? Anybody got a flashlight?
      Angry Woman: Yeah, and if anybody comes near me, I'll hit him over the head with it.
      Oscar: She heard ya pretty good.
      Felix: Would you turn it on, please?
      Angry Woman: It's broken.
      Oscar: Why do you carry it?
      Angry Woman: To hit people over the head with it!