The Odd Couple

Season 5 Episode 8

The Subway Story

Aired Unknown Oct 31, 1974 on ABC



  • Quotes

    • (Felix uses a handkerchief puppet and a high-pitched voice to try to distract the stuck passengers)
      Felix: What's your name?
      Oscar: (sheepishly) Oscar Madison.
      Felix: Oscar Madison, that's a nice name. Are you a native New Yorker?
      Oscar: Yes, I am.
      Felix: Oh. How long have you lived in New York?
      Oscar: All my life.
      Felix: Oh, that's why you're a native New Yorker! What are you doing here in the subway?
      Oscar: Dying of embarrassment.